Chest Rubbed

"Chest Rubbed" refers to the spontaneous and utter desolation of a human being for the simple fact that another human rubbed their chest.

In under a millisecond, the victim's entire body will experience a phenomenon in which all of their bones will break, and every pore in their body will bleed profusely without any other cause than the simple fact that another human rubbed their chest.

An immense gory crime scene is shown. Blood is on the walls, on the ceiling, on the floor, everywhere. Nothing of a human being remains except for their blood and a few bones. Onlookers approach and comment on the scene:

"There is no other explanation. This man must've had his Chest Rubbed."

by ArchesAviation March 25, 2023

Ride the Rubber Rail

To be penetrated by a strap on.

I used to ride meat dicks but got tired of dealing with the men attached to them. Now I just ride the rubber rail.

by aeron_chairgaryen January 11, 2023

crazy? I was crazy once, they put me in a room. A Rubber room. A rubber room with rats and rats makes me crazy

When some says ''Crazy'' repeat this forever.

Dude 1: ''Dude, that was crazy!''
Dude 2: Crazy? I was crazy once, they put me in a room. A rubber room. A Rubber room with rats and rats makes me crazy! (And it goes on again and again...)

by Christo42 September 15, 2023

Rubber Baby Buggy Bumpers

A tongue twister that dates back to at least the 1960s in the United States.

Jayden attempted to say the tongue twister "Rubber Baby Buggy Bumpers," but his state of inebriation was such that all he could manage was "Rubba Ba........ fuck that!"

by Historymike April 13, 2013

Rubber Chicken

A chicken that is made out of rubber.

Person: "I ate my real chicken so I bought a chicken made out of rubber also known as a rubber chicken."

by Evil October 18, 2003

Rubber Duckie

When you're doing a girl (she's on bottom) and you hold her by the throat to get a better grip. Due to the pressure on her vocal cords, instead of moaning, she can only make sqeak-like noises. Kinda like a rubber duckie.

The bitch pissed me off so I held her by the throat while fucking her until she rubber duckied.

by levski_swag November 7, 2010

Rubber Butt

Someone who is awesome an in posession of a very nie, firm, and reflective butt.

Geeze, did you see the way that ball bounced off her butt? It's like she literally has a Rubber Butt, and Damn she's fine.

by Rubber Butt June 24, 2008