Top Rope

Devastation of your female or male opponent by slamming forceful entry from up above. Usually done from the top turn buckle.
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My room mate Mike was completely demolishing his prey last night with the TOP ROPE strategy.

by hutchparts919 November 21, 2023

spider rope police

A very shitty Spider-Man off brand

“Spider rope police omg 😳 it might look like New York but it’s actually Las Vegas”

by Du Kidd April 28, 2023

Ropeful

Ropeful is a spectrum, referring to the number of “shots” that a male is inspired to achieving, in a purely sexual sense, in response to some manner of stimuli. If used in a dating context, the subject is unlikely to fall madly in love with the speaker and desire any form of further communication. This may only be used in a humorous context and under no circumstances should this be sent as an overture.

Her: That’s the worst message I’ve ever gotten from a male! And to make it even worse, that picture wasn’t even ropeful!

Them: What’s ropeful?

Her: Well, he said that his response was 7 1/2 ropes of… y’know.

Them: @Zuckerberg give us the Vomit React you Nipple Hating son of a bitch

Her: You can’t tag Facebook groups on text message.

by moralofthestory September 25, 2023

Real Rope wrangler

1. A derogatory term used synonymously with a****** Or jerk.
2. Double Autundra referring to hand jobs. Can refer to someone who is bad or good at hand jobs

" She had the hands Of an arm wrestler she was a real rope Wrangler"

" Dawg she so good with her hands she a real rope wrangler "
" chuck's a real rope wrangler for cutting our pay"

by Jonniecack June 7, 2022

pissing up a wet rope

A rope is like a wick in a candle, if it’s wet it’s not going to go anywhere but down. Hence its useless to try that strategy.

Asking that person to help is like pissing up a wet rope.

by Notsobrite June 25, 2022

Frozen Rope

A string of male ejaculate preserved in a freezer to be used at a later time.

My guy Justin has a bunch of frozen ropes in his freezer for future family planning. He’s pretty smart like that. See where some may dispose of a rope in a tube sock, he hides them under boxes of Eggo Waffles.

by Mr. Sploosh August 25, 2022

Jump Rope for Heart

A fundraising and event program that has become one of THE premier annual events for elementary and middle schools, with thousands of schools and millions of kids participating across the USA every year.

Jump Rope for Heart is the best program ever.

by SPrice1980 April 28, 2022