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One-man-spit-roast 

When your dick is so big you fuck someone in the ass and it comes out their mouth (or vice versa).
“I one-man-spit-roasted a chick this weekend. Just call me Vlad the Impaler.”
One-man-spit-roast by Dio.jefe August 16, 2023

Thanksgiving Spit Roast

When a girl gets in between a White guy and a Native American having the time of their lives, and have the White guy rail her from behind, and have her blow the Native American
We did a Thanksgiving Spit Roast last night when Josh’s girlfriend walked in on us fucking

hog roast 

wen u tie a girl up and gag her then put her on ur pork pole and hook dat bitch up
wow man i hog roasted matt orth
hog roast by john john January 3, 2005

Midget Rump Roast 

When doing a female in the butt, (both parties being on their knees) the male takes his shoes and places them under his knees, (toes of shoes point forward as one would usually wear) making it appear as though the male is now a midget wearing shoes while enjoying anal intercourse... Thus, the Midget Rump Roast.
Last night I did the Midget Rump Roast to my girlfriend.
Midget Rump Roast by stunat May 10, 2011

Arby's Roast Queef 

A phenomenon of vaginal flatulence that occurs when a female ingests too much Arby's Roast Beef
You took an arby's roast queef in my face? THATS DISGUSTING YOU FAT BITCH!!!!

spit roast 

1. To roast a large piece of meat skewered with a spit, usually a whole pig, over an open flame. The spit enables you to turn the meat around to help cook it evenley.

2. A sexual position in which a person is taken in the vagina or anus from one end and in the mouth from the other end by two other conscenting adults.
1. "Yes my friend look at that roast pork on the spit its looking nice and crisp and smell so good!" "Dude im jewish that shit is sinful!"

2. "OMG that biatch is a slut she got spit roasted my mates Edwardo and Barnaby" "ye dude next she will be letting us all take turns, i bet she loves bukkake!"
spit roast by Tango169 August 14, 2006