real woman

A phrase normally used by fat middle-aged female journalists to make their fat middle-aged readers feel better about them selves. They use to somehow imply that any woman that isn’t overweight isn’t a “real woman” Also used by the disgusting dove campaign for “real beauty” which uses this bullshit to sell soap. This word is synonymous with the word “curvy” which has also lost its real meaning.

Fat woman: Victoria Beckham isn’t a real woman because she’s not a fat bitch like me
Man: Oh, so how the fuck did she have three kids then?

by jerry_the_worm February 12, 2008

reality

something that exists independently of ideas concerning it

No matter how many times you say the wall isn't real, you still can't walk through it

by Sarah August 27, 2004

for real, though

1. To agree with what's being said.

"That boy is straight SHADY!" "For real, though."

by swirlgirl October 27, 2004

reality show

A TV show that actually has very little to do with reality, so named just because corporate dumbfucks needed a buzzword to attract attention and they couldn't think of a term that actually fit.

Reality shows suck.

by furrykef May 7, 2003

reality TV

a shitty ass excuse for a TV show.

something people with no lives talk about durring social times.

FAKE.

Girl: Oh My God did you see the new real world it was so dramatic and good. that josh is such a hottie
Me: are you fucking kidding me bitch make me a sandwich and film it we'll send it into mtv because that is as interesting as that bullshit. fuck you. fuck reality tv. get a life.

by DoUNoTylrDurden April 10, 2005

Real Estate Porn

1. Searching through exotic real estate listings as Safe-For-Work fantasizing about beautiful estates in far-away places you will never be able to afford.

2. Websites offering exotic real estate for sale.

While I was waiting for the final spreadsheet to be finished downstairs, I went to sothebysrealty.com for a dose of real estate porn.

by Barbados Ahoy! January 9, 2009

realization

1. an act of becoming fully aware of something as a fact.

2. the fulfillment or achievement of something desired or anticipated.

The other day I had the realization that my friends were very weird.

by TheReasonWhyYouExist August 20, 2016