Rug Custard

When ejaculation is left on your partner's pubes.

"She was being grumpy so I slipped her a calming length and left her with Rug Custard"

by Braegan October 17, 2021

Rug stain

When you receive a weggie but instead of the weggie from behind the giver pulls your undies over your head causing the skid marks to rub against your head therefore causing a so called rug stain (Rug=hair)

Person a. What happened to you yesterday with mark

Person b. It was fucked mark gave me the worst rug stain of my life

Person a. That’s retarded how shitty was the rug

by Alaskan corn dip September 09, 2021

i call it a rug

rhymes with grug

g: i call it a rug, rhymed with grug
g; i call it nazi germany, rhymed with grug
g; i call it a drug, rhymes with grug

by DiscordReject4 May 24, 2025

Lumpy Rug

Pubic hair that has bumps , most likely herpes or some other form of STD.

I went down on her and she had a lumpy rug! She must get around!

by Dezire July 23, 2011

d rugs

D rugs when ur housemate over thinks a text from a dealer

Guys what does d rugs mean. Google it so I can reply

by Poo2222 December 04, 2018

Rug Kisser

Racist term for praying Muslims

I needed help with my printer and I called tech support and a Rug Kisser picked up.

by Captain Lean August 21, 2015

mug rug

Rug for your mug; beard.

Did you see his beard? He has one sick mug rug.

by Gang/star/kitty November 13, 2014