cycle inaccurate emulation of their religion 

(From software emulators where the processor chip instructions were skipped if they weren't practical/necessary to be emulated)
1. The way any "nonstandard" religion operates today, when compared to back in the days of greco-roman or medieval europe times or the common stereotypes. A cycle accurate Aztec would capture people, sacrifice them to the Sun and eat them. To emulate the Aztecs today would require cycle innacurate emulation because cannibalism and human sacrifice is illegal. Likewise Satanists today are cycle inaccurate because they don't sacrifice goats. Wiccans today are cycle inaccurate because they don't hex their enemies or worship demons. Catholics are cycle inaccurate because they don't burn women at he stake anymore. Being cycle inaccurate is not necessarily a bad thing. The decision to be cycle inaccurate is because of practical and legal reasons.

There are probably people who call themselves Aztecs or Mayans, but that's cycle inaccurate emulation of their religion.

cycle inaccurate emulation of their religion by Bravehearts thirst for blood December 23, 2006

Happy Religion

A term used when you have no idea what a person celebrates holiday-wise. He or she may be hindu, chinese, or something you can't even recognize.

"Merry Christmas, Devin!"
"Uh, happy religion, Nimeshura!"

Happy Religion by DatGrass December 31, 2011

unauthorized religion 

Any sexual relations outside of marriage, whether it be premarital, or extramarital/incest/child abuse/rape/spouse abuse, done without permission.

It comes from my thought that if sex is sacred within marriage, and is termed a sacrament. So if people do it outside of marriage, or perform spouse abuse it is unauthorised, or done without permission even if done against ones' morales.

My mom cheated on dad, by doing unauthorized religion with her boyfriend, behind his back.

unauthorized religion by Mr. Wicked February 23, 2017

My religion's not like the others 

The bu**s**t statement that pushy/self-righteous Bible-thumpers --- no matter what denomination --- hastily tell you in an attempt to reassuringly counter your protest of, "No thanks --- I've never had any luck with religion or churches; everyone there is always arrogant and hypocritical to me, and expects too much of me." Uh-huh... **sure** they are --- believe that, and they'll tell ya another one --- plus they've probably also got some swampland in Florida to sell you. :P

Disgusted teenager: I had a recently "converted" zealot from a local religious group tell me that, "Oh, you'll love us, trust me --- my religion's not like the others that you've had negative experiences with! OUR God is the True God, and He will treat you much better!" Yeah, right --- and the KKK claims to actually a virtuous people-respecting organization as a whole --- "it was just a few radical extremist splinter-groups that were violent, and gave the whole organization a bad name"! It's what they ALL say... just about EVERY group or organization enthusiastically claims to be "different" and "much better than the others", when in reality most of them are just about the same in terms of how they treat you or how they behave.

My religion's not like the others by QuacksO September 18, 2018

Drakish Religion 

A Religious group which is all about the care for all race, religion, and sexuality. Their leader is unknown but also known by many. The religious leader or “God” is to be said named Antonio. It is a free religion. Anyone can join just by getting accepted.

I’m part of the Drakish Religion.

Drakish Religion by Drakish Religion November 1, 2018

Paprika religion 

The Paprika religion is a religion for people who believes in the Real Paprika. The creator of this religion was the Paprika Master who leads the people to the Paprika Heaven.

The Paprika religion is fine one.

Paprika religion by Paprika?! March 3, 2019

Tomato Religion 

the true religion. Is in fortnite.

I believe in the tomato religion!

Tomato Religion by MrOce May 6, 2019