queef

an expulsion of air from the vagina after copulation, an instance of vaginal flatulence

There are ways to prevent an unwanted queef today.

by Light Joker September 1, 2007

queef

a wet vagina fart that doesnt smell, but sounds hysterical

Rob : Whats that smell? You fart?

Krystal : Nah i queefed.

Rob : O, well whats that smell.

Krystal : My vagina smells like stank fish.

by Spoimez June 26, 2009

Queeb

Variant of queef.Vaginal flatulence; a pussy fart.

"She sat on my face and queebed."

by Super cool dude September 20, 2005

Queef McBeef

When a vagina poops.

To make a Taco Bell Chalupa, one must use one pound of Queef McBeef. Mexican.

by BobbyFlayMcBeef November 4, 2009

Queef Machine

Another name for an automatic air freshener. This device makes a squirting sound when spraying out beautiful smelling goodness(aka queef) every so often depending on its settings. You will need to get queef refills as they don't last more than about 3 months.

You would say thank you queef every time it sprays its great scents. "Did your Queef Machine just go off? cause it smells some good in here!" " Yes it did my good friend" "Thank you queef" Man I need to run to Walmart to pick up some more queef, she's runnin out.

by kswin January 18, 2011

queedle

Saying plz but with a q and cute

"Queedle 🥺? Queedy queeze?" - Kronii

by anonymous brrat August 20, 2022

dolphin queef

When a girl queef's in water and it sprays water out like the air hole of a dolphin.

Dude that girl totally dolphin queefed on my face

by stretchamoe October 18, 2010