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Queef Cookie 

A vaginal fart that smells like baked goods.
Mmmmmm.... that last queef was definetly a queef cookie. This time it smelled like apple pie.
Queef Cookie by Mike Binz April 28, 2008

queef quarters

another way to say vagina, presumably said when a woman is a known queefer
damn, jenny is hot
i know dude, but her queef quarters are totally nasty.
queef quarters by Ben Oltman January 25, 2009

Queef Stew 

Lesbian Drama. It's never fun and just a mess. Just like queefs and stew.
Yes, my lezzie friends are here, and they brought the Queef Stew.

It was a good day, then Butch and Amber had a fight; It turned into a big bowl of queef stew.

Fucking dykes, it's always queef stew with them.
Queef Stew by amberjay February 20, 2010

queef seeds 

queef seeds(those little balls of lint in honey's undies caused by drying the vagina after a wet queef with cheap toilet paper.
hey honey look, you have 4 queef seeds in your undies, do you think they'll grow?
queef seeds by tater1210 October 27, 2006

QUEEF DICK

When a girl farts on your dick via vagina.
Man: OH MY GOD YOUR VAGINA JUST MADE A WEIRD NOISE
Woman: Don't worry I just summoned lord zed from power rangers
Man: Oh okay, QUEEF DICK
QUEEF DICK by Dr.BigDicks October 17, 2008

queef huffer 

a word to describe an idiot who comes up with the stupidest shit to say or a person who huffs queefs and or believes anything that is told to them no matter how gay or retarded it is
1. Brandon was "smashin it" "doggy-style" when he stopped all of the sudden to bend down and stick his huffin nose into a big wet pussy fart(queef)... this automatically makes him a queef huffer....
2.Chris told Brant he would get hydraulics with his car trade and Brant believed him, making him a queef huffer...
queef huffer by A. Tizzle December 7, 2006