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Premasturbated murder

In law school, you learn this is murder 1 where the defendant knowingly planned the attack and jacked they penis off good to the thought of dead bodies and blood and guts
Joey got a conviction for premasturbated murder. He killed a dead body and ate its cock and jacked off to it
by D Flawless February 11, 2022
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promiscuous

just a pg, socially conventional word for being a whore.
she slept with her boyfriend's best friend, what a promiscuous girl!
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Procasion

Procasion is when one is learning to trust another.
It will take a lot of procasion for this relationship to work.
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Promise

louis: Promise
*18 months later directioners are crying*
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Progastination

Hesitance in buying gas
When I saw the price of fuel, I had acute progastination
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Promise ain’t getting comm

Some weird black annoying 17 year old discordian thinking she’s getting comm sometime soon
Promise ain’t getting comm” who is that female anyways
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procasual

Not quite professional clothing, but more than casual clothing in a professional setting. Typically seen in middle aged men or on “casual Friday’s.”
Jeff dresses procasual on the daily, not just on Friday.
by JenC81 August 4, 2022
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