Procrastibating

Pretty much killing two birds with one stone...

I enjoy procrastibating because that way, I can fuck my hot teacher in TWO different ways!

by Some girl in a college class February 6, 2013

procrastidater

noun; someone who asks a person of romantic interest to go on a date that same day or night.

He just sent me a text "What are you doing tonight?" I'm not going out with a procrastidater! procrastinator dating

by Redbeauty November 9, 2013

Procrastibate

To put off masturbation until a later time due to laziness or distractions. One may decide to masturbate but decides to play a vidya or watch anime instead.

John Smith: "Shit, I was going to get off, but I procrastibated. Now I'm going to be edgy all day"

Jimmy Jams: "I thought you were going to log off and look at porn."
Tommy L. O.: "Naw, I'm Procrastibatin'"

by TChao November 12, 2013

procrastieat

(verb) When a person eats large amounts of food as a means of procrastination.

It may even get to the point where they are eating things they don't really like, just to avoid the thing they should be doing.

"I just finished an entire packet of biscuits in an hour and a half. Man, I must be procrastieating too hard."

"I finally realised I should do some work when I began to procrastieat things I didn't like."

by NotThatHunter December 11, 2013

procraftinate

the act of playing Minecraft instead of doing something you're suppose to do

I was gonna visit my girlfriend but then I procraftinated.

by Adamkazam May 23, 2014

Procrastibate

a portmanteau of the words Procrastinate and Masturbate. Implying that a person procrastinates by masturbating. Its a comon occurance in every mans life, where he says to himself, i need to do something, but i would rather pleasure myself.

Instead of doing his studying for his test, steve decided to procrastibate and ended up spending all day, lying on the couch, watching dirty movies.

by Kyben36 June 15, 2014

Procrastibation

Procrastibation is when someone is procrastinating simply by masturbating.

Person A- bro what are you doing?
Person B- I'm writing the the history essay.
Person A- let me see your browsing history.
Person B- OK I was Procrastibating.
Person A- again with the procrastibation?

by jerrie006 May 11, 2014