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Poser Speak 

Used to make fun of metal posers, the metal equivalent of leet speak.

You take a bunch of genres, bands, and famous metal musicians and you make a random inaccurate statement or you just spell the names wrong for a band and famous musician.
Typical examples of Poser Speak:

"Maytallica was not even thrash during mister of puppets, kill yourself poser"

"DION RUINED BLACK SLABBATH"
" I'm pretty sure Tom Araya era Metallica was the best, their best album was Holy Diver # Grind Core #Not Thrash "
"Paranoid was Opeth's best album # Thrash for lyfe"
Poser Speak by Bass Salad November 19, 2014
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Poser-Hippie 

A self proclaimed peaceful and spiritual being, who's demeanor and attitude contradict their alleged indulgent and open-minded lifestyle.
Eric: that guy in the world peace shirt taking wheatgrass shots is being a douche to everybody

Chris: Yup, Poser-Hippie if I've ever seen one.
Poser-Hippie by hagenmau5 April 1, 2017

Poser Poor 

A person who lies to collects welfare, free food, and free medical insurance while they actually are making more money then you. Poser poor are the people who go to food pantries so they can afford to get a new pool, jewelry, and expensive dinners.
I can’t believe they are poser poor.
Poser Poor by Booooomerrr! October 1, 2019
calling someone out for wearing band merchandise when they don't listen to said band.
John: hey whats your favourite nirvana song?

James: uhhh umm.. smells as you are..?

John: name 3 songs

James: how about you name 3 songs? loser!

Bryan: lol john you totally poser'd him
Poser'd by Cyrillic December 2, 2021

poser yuppie 

Interns who aren't yuppies but pretend they are. They get paid a helluva lot of money to do a little amount of work, but it all goes to tuition at the end of the summer.
Bill and his friends hang out with the yuppies in Chicago and go to fancy dinners and cocktail parties, but they're just interns. What poser yuppies!
poser yuppie by cher cher July 1, 2006

poser band 

bands that posers listen to ex three days grace,my chemical romance,slipknot,paramore etc. can be deflected to make the idiot calling you a poser by yelling some random song by that artist
person 1-i love three days grace!
person 2-your favorite song is never too late isn't it?
person 1-ya thats all ive heard
person 2-poser....

ex 2
person 1-my favorite band is my chemical romance
person 2-thats a poser band!!!
person 1-my favorite songs are demolition lovers,you know what they do to guys like us in prison and to the end
person 2-(thinking:crap i havent heard any of those)oh....
person 1-dont start with me
poser band by roadace October 28, 2008

poser-basher 

A poser basher is someone so absorbed with there own image of cool, that they believe anyone who attempts to try the activity the poser basher is good at, must either be hardcore about it 110% or is a poser, and should therefore be ridiculed. Yes there are posers out there, but not everyone that say, "goes surfing once a year" or "wears a certain type of clothing is a poser, and if they are, who cares, only the poser basher. (perhaps the poser basher is really inside the poser him-(or her)self.) If you love something why not be happy for someone who tries that very thing, even if only so they can feel a small part of what you feel enjoying that activity. the majority of the people that say surf, or rock climb, or skateboard, or snowboard, ski, or whatever activity could care less whether your a poser or not, there out there doing there own thing.
Im sure you come across poser-bashers everyday. im not pointing fingers or anything, just saying my piece. But seriously everyone, give the new kids a chance, if someone's having a hard time on a tough problem, or just can't send a wall, or cant paddle out through the surf, or even if they just have the tools, but just dont know what to do with them, go help them out, dont just sit back labeling them, that type of behavior does'nt help anyone out, if you love a sport or activity, introduce others to it, share the love.
but hey thats just my piece.
a. The poser-basher ridiculed anyone who had a hard time surfing, or even just couldnt paddle out through the surf, labeling them a poser.
b. "Look at that kid trying to campus that 5.10 wall, what a poser." (Speaker = poser-basher)
c. SITUATION
kid- "I love surfing clothing, but i don't surf.
poser-basher- "Your such a poser"
kid- "I would start though"
poser-basher- "shut up poser"
WHAT works better
kid- "I love surfing clothing, but i don't surf.
other-"you should try it sometime"
kid-"I want to but its hard starting"
other- "Everythings hard to start, man next time your at a good beach with waves, go down to the surf shop, rent a board, get out there, just paddle out behind and out of the way of a lineup, be respectful, watch the guys there, watch what they do, maybe even ask for pointers, but don't expect them to babysit you, after you have a good idea about it try on a few small waves. You'll either love it, or you won't. but get out there and try"
poser-basher by Ryan P. B. December 14, 2008