self proclaimed political enthusiast 

A person who thinks they know stuff about politics so when they are asked about it their answer is "I am a self proclaimed political enthusiasts I can't tell you my input without sounding big headed".But they really have no clue what's going on ever.

Who do you support for president?
"Sorry I am a self proclaimed political enthusiast" I can't say because my opinion is better

*secretly has no idea who is even running*

self proclaimed political enthusiast by Dhakabsbs June 23, 2016

Politicking 

Taking a long time to do something

"Quit politicking on the computer... you have been on it all day!"

Politicking by $nowflake May 29, 2009

Political Sock Puppet 

Used to describe a person who has no original thoughts, opinions, or ideas of his/her own. Instead they regurgitate the "party-line" or talking points of others; usually of their particular political party.

Sock puppets can be seen on FauxNews and on Talk Radio. The GOP will put out its talking points and you can pick out the sock puppets because they will repeat the talking points; usually words for word.

Sock puppets can be seen among the Democrats and Left as well typically among young liberals who have adopted liberal bias without actually thinking. These specimens exist but are far more uncommon than amoung the Republicans, conservatives, christians and other right-wingers. Whose sock puppets cover the entire spectrum, as right-wingers are more likely to accept things on faith alone. Because if their leaders say its true, then it has to be true.

1. Get a clue! You're Dubya's sock puppet.
2. Limbaugh is a GOP sock puppet.
3. Look you sock puppet if I wanted to hear from you I'd turn on FauxNews.
4. "It's Clintons fault."
5. The GOP speaks and the mouths of a thousand political sock puppets move.

Examples of people who are Political Sock Puppets are
Rush Limbaugh
Sean Hannity
Bill O'reilly
George W Bush
Tony Snow
Every "Ditto-head"
Most christians
Almost all conservatives
ALmost all Republicans

Political Sock Puppet by Bubba Backwater October 17, 2006

Politicking 

Conversing about politics.

We where politicking about the war.

Politicking by Nate Hamer January 15, 2003

Politically-Correct Old Lady 

Martial Arts master with an instinct for truck-driving.

It's a bird! It's a plane! It's Politically-Correct Old Lady! Born to fight justice while knitting at the same time. Gaze as she catches the bus! Stutter as she solves cross-word puzzles!

Politically-Correct Old Lady by Bastardized Bottomburp October 18, 2003

political erection 

"Political erection": When an Asian person talks about an American "political election" and it actually comes out sounding correctly.

Everyone busted up laughing when your Asian friend, Hung Far Lo, starting talking about American politics and asked if South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford and Nevada Senator John Ensign had any future opportunities in their next political election because it came out sounding perfectly like their true life experience of having a "political erection" to guide their election prospects.

political erection by benighse June 28, 2009

My political ex girlfriend 

Violet your a dumb bitch

Fuck you, just cause I’m a straight white male doesn’t mean I’m bad :(
My political ex girlfriend she’s “alt TikTok”

My political ex girlfriend by Dumbfkker September 28, 2020