Registered Poke Offender

One who Facebook Pokes without cause or care. One who pokes for attention. One who pokes and believes they will get laid or lucky. One who pokes in hopes of getting a phone number, or a naked pic in return.
This guy/girl pokes 500 times a day for no real reason except to be noticed and or paid attention, they are careless and ignorant. They need to be "Registered Poke Offenders"
by Futureghst-MJC July 28, 2016
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poke a hoe day

On the 12th November it’s poke a hoe day!! see a hoe or a slag? poke them!
Ella “hey why did you poke me?”
Dan “it’s poke a hoe day”
by Roxanne elvis November 11, 2019
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Poking your pants

The act of poking your bosses pants with pinky finger and or half chub on purpose or by accident
by Captain caulk June 11, 2021
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Poke Me Girl

Much like a pick me girl a poke me girl is a girl who craves male validation due to not enough love as a child. Poke me girls are called this because they have men fuck them. They are whores without making money. A Poke me girl is a Pick me girl who is annoying, mean, acts dumb, and puts other girls down while being a whore and shaming those not like her."
"Oh My God!! Did you hear what Ashley said about relationships" "Oh about how if you have a boyfriend and don't fuck him after three months are you really even dating." "Ew she's shaming her, she's such a poke me girl."
by SewageGurl December 25, 2022
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Stroke N Poke

When you fuck someone and are able to reach into their vagina and stroke your penis while fucking the chick for further pleasure
Jack did a classic stroke n poke to Ellie the other night and Ellie moaned saying DADDY all night long until they cummed on each other. Ellie wanted to fuck Jack again the next day and stroke his penis until he cummed.
by DickGirl January 14, 2020
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pokes my hemorroids!

'Avril Lavigne, Jamster and the New Mini all poke my hemorroids.'
by Stephen W. Thomas June 30, 2005
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poke 'n choke

When a man anally penetrates a man or woman in the doggystyle position, whilst they orally please another male partner.
We totally poked 'n choked Stephanie hardcore last night! (high five ensues)

I love doing the good old poke 'n choke with John Green's mom and dad.
by Andy April 07, 2004
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