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by 567ty January 8, 2017
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nose plug

The art of clamping your ass cheeks around a sleeping friends nose and farting directly in his nostrils
Dude, I gave Kevin a "Nose Plug" last night while Jep held him down, and he threw up all over my balls
by JC Evans January 8, 2009
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nug plug

the medium between your oral cavity and the suction end of your herbal cigarette. not used to filter fine particulate but perfect for course ground materials.

support your local farmers
"can i cut a nug plug outta your zigs?"
"if you had put a nug plug in, it wouldnt be poopin"
"should i nug plug this joint?"
by fakerbaced June 16, 2012
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Cum plug

When you get semen ejaculated into your bum and then must hold the semen in by clenching your bum cheeks until it is internally absorbed.
After Justin felt Ryan's semen enter his bum, he immediately clenched his bum cheeks together to prevent any semen exiting his body. Justin had performed a cum plug.
by Dezmuz June 1, 2016
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Mucus plug

A small mass of cervical mucus formed during pregnancy of a biological female. It is found at the cervical opening (if you finger-bang a chick deep enough, that "knobby" feeling thing in there) to prevent external and vaginal pathogens entering the womb during gestation (via the cervix of course, the baby head can still get Zika-ed.) It also keeps your jizz from getting all over the fœtus when you plow a pregnant chick, so no pedo.
Near the end of term, the plug will dislodge and exit: typically shortly before or after her water breaks (if it's not induced or whatevs.) This is called the "show" or "bloody show," and basically looks like her snatch sneezed (a cunt-achoo if you will.) Some vaginal trauma, REALLY rough pounding, or prolonged coitus involving a Mandingo can dislodge the pussy-booger earlier than nature intends, but another will form to replace it eventually; extra care must be taken to not introduce additional opportunistic bacteria or pathogens until this happens (so no ATV Intercourse if possible, or fucking any filthy, swamp dick-ed truckers.)
Remember men and/or lesbians! It's absolutely fine to rail a preggo, they get sloppy-wetter than usual, you can drop as many loads as you want, and her vajayjay gets real crowded during those last few months; feels great! Just when that mucus plug comes out, be ready to beat off for several weeks after...
by Jackalodeath August 28, 2016
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cooter plug

A common word used in reference to a specific type of feminine hygiene product, that is often flushed down the toilet, causing said toilet to clog. Also known as a tampon.
Father to Plumber-Guy: "Have you found what's clogged up the toilet again?"
Plumber Guy: "Not yet..."
Father: "Better not be them damn cooter plugs!"
by JoshCarSr April 8, 2006
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Pasadena Poo Plug

When one person opens a gaping wound in their sexual partner's body, and then proceeds to defecate in the wound. After defecation, that same person fucks the shit-filled, gaping wound.
Steve: "Why do you have a fever, Rajdeep? And what's that smell?"
Rajdeep: "Oh man! I just got a Pasadena Poo Plug yesterday...do you have any tissues? What about some Tylenol?"
by rnonk December 22, 2008
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