test pipe

A section of piping for an automobile's exhaust system that replaces the catalytic converter for performance reasons.

Dude, you car will breathe better with a test pipe; that stock cat is restrictive!

by Poruguese Money September 1, 2009

Poon Piper

One who pleases his girlfriend sexually, but never gets hand or blow jobs in return, also known as the lonely scuba.

Quinton: Have you gotten your nut with Sarah yet?
Nick: No, she won't return any of my favors if you catch my drift.
Quinton: Man, you're a little poon piper bitch.

by titansfreak12 October 11, 2012

The Piper

The Piper is a metaphorical figure, like the Grim Reaper, who represents karma, accountability, a final reckoning for one's misdeeds, in short He Who Must Be Paid. He appears on your doorstep in motley, wearing bells and a foolscap. You can run from him but you can't hide--sooner or later he will find you and make you pay for your antics.

"Joe thought he could bang that ugly girl and then slip away in the morning and never have to deal with her again. Now she's calling him ten times a day. Joe's paying the Piper."

by sparkhammer March 26, 2013

Sherbet Pips

yorkshire rhyming slang for the shits(diarrhoea)

instead of saying i have the shits, you say i have the sherbet pips.

can often be shortened to sherbs

Sam: Yo Jimmy you coming out tonight?
Jimmy: Can't man i have a case of the sherbs
Sam: Ah the old sherbet pips! Come out anyway there will be toilets
Jimmy: Ok i'll wear a nappy to be safe

by sammmmj May 22, 2014

Madam Pipi

A self-proclaimed time travelling gypsy charlatan incarnated from the dust of Tankwa Town. She is a woman of arresting beauty and disconcerting radience. She is charming, mischievous, saucy, and has been certified by a team of expert alienists to be completely mad. The diagnosis indicates that on the Standard Spectrum of Madness she lies between a Hatter and a Sack of Cats.

Interestingly studies have shown that her fortune telling is in fact remarkably accurate, implying that while she claims to be a charlatan she is in fact not.

I first encountered Madam Pipi and her accomplice Tipsi Gypsi while strolling along Thomas street in Cambridge in 1664. They invited me to join them for refreshment in a nearby tavern. I awoke several days later to find myself lying in a gutter suffering from a strange alien malady. For a time I was able to perceive sound in the form of light and indeed other invisible vibrations, and vice versa. Also, to my surprise I found I could visualize fluxions in a multi-dimensional space unknown to me yet strangely familiar (Isaac Newton, 1773)

by AtoMick June 9, 2018

night piping

an ominous way to say you’re going to sodomize your buddy later that night

Bro 1: “I was thinking about going Night Piping with Garret later”
Bro 2: “Can I come along? That sounds dangerous”
Bro 1: “I don’t think you know what I’m saying.. dawg..”
Bro 2: “Ohhh that gay shit”

by NotPorbeans June 3, 2019

Squeaky Pipeline

When one person sits on the toilet taking a crap, and another person sits on his or her shoulders and is also taking a crap, while screaming like a goose (hence the term “squeaky pipeline”. The crap from the person on their shoulders will then slide down the back of the person who is sitting on the toilet, and fall into the toilet bowl.

That squeaky pipeline shit is nasty.

by JewGasser69 November 18, 2019