(automobile, cellphone, driver, self-centered), someone who talks on a cellphone, while holding it to the side of their head & driving an automobile.
Beware the Cell Pilot when crossing the street, as they are distracted & may not notice you until it is too late to avoid a collision.
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"She was looking to spice up our sex, so I brought a book of matches to bed and she gave me a German pilot light."
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