Percentish

An estimate of a percentage (like "guestimate").

Lou is not sure of how many apples are in her fruit basket - but it looks about half-half... therefore the percentish is 50%~ The mathematical symbol looks like % (percent)but using a tild on its diagonal: o~o, shorthand %~ ("Percent-ish").

by bainsteven March 8, 2011

Porcelain Bus

when your drunk and ready to vomit you hang on to the toilet with both hands.

I had to drive the "porcelain bus," last night.

by Ima.AssOe June 21, 2014

Porcelain Hot

If you'd eat her ass if it was clean,
if you'd eat her ass if it was nasty,
if you'd eat her ass if it was covered in shit,
if you'd eat the literal shit out of her ass,
if you'd live to be her personal toilet, meeting her every lavatorial demand,

then, and only then, is a girl porcelain hot.

Damn, Kyleen is porcelain hot.

by SantaMOD December 4, 2017

[air parcel]

To have a fart, but in front of family members, particularly your mother/grandmother

I'm so sorry, I have just delivered an air parcel

by Psychohammer1980 July 28, 2017

voi perkele

When your truck is sinking in ice lake.

Voi perkle! my son sunk the ford in the fjord!

voi perkele {interjection} volume_up
1. vulgar
voi perkele (also: voi paska, nai minua)
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fuck me {interj.} vulg.

by redletuce February 11, 2021

One-percenter

The percentile road traffic of entitled, middle-class, able-bodied narcissistic cyclists who manage to corrupt entire political systems.

Is that a cyclomaniac? No! It's a one-percenter, just another prick cycling around claiming the represents the masses when he was born with a silver spoon in every orifice and still claims to be unrepresented.

by witshang February 10, 2022

University of Porcelain

An informal institution of higher learning - the lavatory - where the student reads volumes of educational, usually high brow, materials while taking a dump, or just enjoying the privacy.

While I earned my degree several years ago, I often take continuing education courses at the University of Porcelain.

by Bard O' the Bidet January 26, 2010