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Pathologic Individualism

The clinically harmful belief that wearing a mask, getting a vaccine, or thinking about others is against your constitutional rights. Frequently found in Americans, with devastating results in individuals with underlying conditions such as:

MAGA Syndrome
Murica Disorder
Florida Residency
Karen's Pathologic Individualism has led her to believe the first amendment is about her right to mouth breathe wherever she wants.
by Supergoat52 June 26, 2020
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Pathological Liar

Definition: Being a snoop is someone who lies about nearly everything. Big, small, to their mother and grandmother they lie. Its hard to tell the truth when you are dealing with a snoop. They are a pathological liar.

“They lie like a snoop.”
by jazsypoo September 29, 2021
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Petroligarchs

Fossil-fuel fascist assholes who stymie climate legislation and take nightly baths in cash
Science researcher Tyler woke up one morning, popped open his laptop and started reading more headlines about global climate emergency and how massive storms will become more deadly. "We keep burning fossil fuel like it's just everyday fucking life," Tyler thought. "Meanwhile these Petroligarchs keep buying politicians and lobby for more oil wells in sensitive ocean areas when we should be changing over to clean energy right fucking now." Tyler switched browser tab to Greenpeace.com and felt better.
by Uncle Joosie October 1, 2021
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patool

A disgusting excuse for a person that is still kinda sexy
mama patool made me so upset last night
by ochiipika October 18, 2023
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The Patron Saint of Perverted Looking Balloon Animals

Watch out for this dude, his sick mind will turn this form of amusement into a perverse art form that would be considered offensive to most of the people who watch and many animals as well. He knows countless different animals shaped like a penis, and how to utilize them in conjunction with animals shaped like various other body parts including but not limited to: the vagina, the buttocks, the armpit, the breasts, and even an empty eye socket.
The clown I hired for my son's 14th birthday was a complete disaster since he turned out to be the patron saint of perverted looking balloon animals in mere disguise. My poor son was nearly traumatized. Having a mother embarrassing enough to hire a clown for his 14th birthday.
by The Patron Saint April 1, 2015
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Princess Petrol

Prosecco. Prosecco gets the ladies absolutely crinkled therefore, it is and should be known as princess petrol
Ella: "Lets go to the bar and have some princess petrol"

Kate: " Yeah then we can go do a split on some dicks"
by Dr.RumpRaider December 25, 2018
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Doing the Achilles and Patroclus

When you and your homie are in such a loving relationship that you really aren’t homies anymore.
Mark: Dude, me and my homie Carl are so close. I would like, die for him. I love him so much.
Jeff: Damn, are you guys are doing the Achilles and Patroclus?
by ArcticLava21 November 9, 2019
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