A real salty butt pirate. A person who has deep rooted narcissistic beliefs and acts with false braggadocio behaviour. These beliefs can only have been created from being penetrated repeatedly by ones father.
Steve: "Hey man, I fucked six bitches this weekend! I'm also taking 3 of them to Rome with me".
Nick: "Dude, you look like a shaved toe... stop being such a Pring".
Nick: "Dude, you look like a shaved toe... stop being such a Pring".
by Dr.RumpRaider February 16, 2019
Kate: " How long are you going to be?"
Gerry: " I'll be like 30 minutes, I gotta have a shower, pipe my swede and I'm good to go"
Gerry: " I'll be like 30 minutes, I gotta have a shower, pipe my swede and I'm good to go"
by Dr.RumpRaider December 12, 2018
Prosecco. Prosecco gets the ladies absolutely crinkled therefore, it is and should be known as princess petrol
Ella: "Lets go to the bar and have some princess petrol"
Kate: " Yeah then we can go do a split on some dicks"
Kate: " Yeah then we can go do a split on some dicks"
by Dr.RumpRaider December 25, 2018