Nora: Hey, did you hear about how Pete got a papercut and started crying?
Sally: ROFL. What a panker.
Sally: ROFL. What a panker.
by Bob Deng January 24, 2009
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When performing a Plank:
1/ You must always lay face down, ensuring your face remains expressionless for the duration of the Plank.
2/ Your legs must remain straight, and together with toes pointed.
3/ Your arms must be placed by your side, held straight and fingers pointed.
4/ You must make it known that you are Planking. Saying 'I am Planking' will usually get this across. Sternly announcing it will ensure a good result.
5/ Your safety should always be considered. Properly thought through Planking procedures should always go to plan. Never put your self at undue risk.
6/ Every Plank that is captured must be named.
When performing a Plank:
1/ You must always lay face down, ensuring your face remains expressionless for the duration of the Plank.
2/ Your legs must remain straight, and together with toes pointed.
3/ Your arms must be placed by your side, held straight and fingers pointed.
4/ You must make it known that you are Planking. Saying 'I am Planking' will usually get this across. Sternly announcing it will ensure a good result.
5/ Your safety should always be considered. Properly thought through Planking procedures should always go to plan. Never put your self at undue risk.
6/ Every Plank that is captured must be named.
by handsomedanbeatsworking June 10, 2011
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Planking, increasingly popular in Australia, involves people lying flat on their stomachs in various and sometimes dangerous settings and then posting photographs on the Internet.
"Australian police say a man who plunged seven floors to his death from an apartment balcony was participating in the Internet craze of 'planking.'...Queensland state police Deputy Commissioner Ross Barnett told reporters that the dead man, aged in his 20s, fell from a balcony railing while a friend photographed him before dawn on Sunday in Brisbane city." - Washington Post, May 15, 2011.
by pcjr June 9, 2011
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by your majesties sogginess February 16, 2017
Get the a dead mans panker mug.One that uses his or her fingers on a female virgina for sexual pleasure after pulling the fingers out they have a smell. (hance the term Stanky Panky)
by funky bunch February 15, 2008
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Also used as a verb - to pank - to get high
- pank'd = high etc.
you get the idea
Also used as a verb - to pank - to get high
- pank'd = high etc.
you get the idea
Yo man you get that pank?
Yeah lets go get pank'd
Sheeet man that was sick pank, let's go grab a tub of rita's and house it
FUCK... YES!
Yeah lets go get pank'd
Sheeet man that was sick pank, let's go grab a tub of rita's and house it
FUCK... YES!
by BubbleGumGangster August 28, 2010
Get the PANK mug.Planking is where you take a picture of yourself laying on some obscure object as stiff as a board. It is all about having fun and coming up with some really neet stuff. Also, its a new viral craze.
by sunkan June 11, 2011
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