Clutch Pencil

A term used to describe a man penis being very good. Popularised by the famous producer 'Clutch Pencil' AKA ' Princess Terrorist' A Sexy Man (No Homo) that is a Demigod at producing beats.

Sierra: Have you heard about Clutch Pencil?
Morgoth: OMG Yassss, his dick is soooo big!!!

by lilminerals June 26, 2020

Smelly Pencil

When a group of friends slide pencils through their ass cheeks and whoever has the smelliest wins

Person 1: I’m bored you wanna play something?

Person 2: Yeah I’m down for some smelly pencil

by BOBO1217365 December 17, 2020

number 2 pencil

best pencil

"If you don't use a number 2 pencil then, you get a zero."

by 987654321-1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10 November 19, 2022

Broken Pencil

A pencil that is not fully functional because it can not write things. Pencils are usually used by school students and are broken so that the student can get up and sharpen their pencil that is broken.

Person: "I have a pencil which is not fully functional because it can not write things. My pencil that is broken is a broken pencil."

by Evil October 18, 2003

peni

An adjective pertaining to the anarchist punk/goth band Rudimentray Peni. Usually insane, terrifying, or in some way akin to a mental illness.

Dude, that show was so peni! I almost had a seizure!

by closet punk May 24, 2005

Pencil Head

When someone has a really round head, like the rubber end of a pencil.

Especially when their hair is straightened.

You've got a pencil head!

by notputtingmyrealname January 4, 2010

pencil sharpener

(v)When a penis gets so torn up from the teeth of a female during oral sex to the point that its pointy

My dick is now totally mangled after that crazy vampire woman gave me the old pencil sharpener.

by Jack Quinn October 16, 2005