Front page news

This phrase refers to facebook when a post, pictures, note, etc. appear on the home news feed. This varies from user to user.

Scenario 1-
Jerry: "Hey, Bridget! How was the vacation with the kids?"
Bridget: "How the hell ...?"
Jerry: "The pictures made front page news on facebook."

Scenario 2-
Ethan: "No one cares about your faggot emo vampire bullshit, stop posting it or I'll block and report you"
James: "YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!!¡!!¡111!!1!¡ONE!!"

by The Sock Maniac August 8, 2009

Shut the front door

something you say to not swear or nearly did swear

teacher: (blames peter for not doing his homework)
peter: shut.. (about to swear to teacher but doesn't want to) the front door
teacher: dude shut the hell up

guy in store: yo

peter:shut the front door

by CANYOUREADTHISYESYOUCAN October 10, 2011

united front

a term used for a group of two or more people walking in front of you who are walking really slow, and you are having trouble getting around them because the walkway is too narrow and/or there are people walking in the opposite direction, and it enrages you so much you think they are conspiring against you.

Tedward: those fatasses were walking in front of me and i just couldn't get around them

Olaf: i know exactly what you're talking about. united fronts suck!

by Saparmurat December 3, 2010

Front Row Joe

A prime time parking spot. Right up in the front.

That spots closer than I seen before. Front Row Joe, Front Row Joe.

by Front Row Joe October 27, 2006

Front bang wash

1. a karate move
2. a shampoo technique
3. a sexual position

(If all three are done at once you will die. Do not attempt)

1. My neighbor attacked me so I did the only logical thing, Front Bang Wash.

2. My neighbor had dirty hair so I did the only logical thing, Front Bang Wash.

3. My neighbor was really wanting it so did the only logical thing, Front Bang Wash.

by Mick Jones March 7, 2008

front yard party

its when a bunch of scumbags have an informal "get together" in the front yard.

yo lets go to that front yard party down on fif street.

by uge_cok January 4, 2008

shut the front door

shut the front door means shut the **** up, but its not cuss words and you can't get in trouble for it!

Someone is annoying you so you can say "Shut the front door"!

by Rydersilver May 23, 2008