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gooch run

when a girl or gay guy licks from the tip of your dick all the way to your asshole. thus going through the gooch
cindy gives great gooch runs
by heavymann112233 August 19, 2009
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run of shame

the "run of shame" comes from the walk of shame but means something quite diffrent.

the run of shame is where the shame is so apparrent the solition entails running. this can happen in a number of diffrent ways. foot ball is a good example
You are innocently walking through the park and a nearby game a football is in motion and the ball flies in your general direction. You have a choice.
a. ignore the ball
b. kick the ball back trying to look as talented as possible

c. try and stop the ball and carefully pass it back trying not to look to silly.
You choose option b, you attempt to smash the ball as hard as one can to reach the football game eagerly awaiting the return of there ball. you fail you miss hit the ball spectacularly falling over and the ball goes even future away from the football game, you possibly break or deflate the ball in the process, lose the ball, or simply look bad at football in front of lots of people. The shame caused by this is over whelming the only thing appropriate is to run hard after the miss hit ball and pray you don’t make the same mistake again. “The run of shame”
Example 2. You run, you shoot at goal, you miss and it goes miles past the keeper, without stopping you continue to retrieve the epic fail of a shot, hopefully getting the ball back will redeem the fail. This is the "run of shame"
Example 3 you kick the ball over an impassable obstacle (fence, lake, country border), before anyone can get cross with you for ruing the game you commence the “run of shame” knowing full well there is no getting the ball back.
by funnyhippo March 7, 2011
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cigarette run

When the family patriarch leaves his family with the excuse of getting a pack of cigarettes.
Gob left went on a cigarette run, leaving his baby mama and his child behind.
by 5buckis5bucks March 12, 2018
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Muppet Running

Running away from something with arms wildly flailing behind you.
I saw a big spider and my ass went Muppet Running.
by RobsWorldIRL April 14, 2022
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highway run

The act of driving a car on a highway as fast as it can go. Sometimes multiple cars will compete in a highway run to see which vehicle has the highest top speed.
Yo, we gonna do a highway run tonight.
by Mad_Matt March 10, 2014
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running taco

When you eat Mexican food and you have to run to the bathroom because you have diarrhea.
Man, that walking taco gave me a running taco. I barely made it to the toilet.
by Zeusifer March 22, 2016
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Ditch and Run

If you are in a section at a concert just above the floor, you ditch your seat,hop over the control gate,once on the floor, you hide in the crowd and hope it works or your ass is thrown out!!
Good Luck!!!
"My seat really sucks, i'm going to do a ditch and run to the floor when security is not looking!"
by almost famous420 March 5, 2009
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