Make number two

When you squeeze out some fecal matter from your anus.

After that huge dinner I need a bathroom now so I can " make number two "

by primo box October 31, 2016

The Number of the Feast

When environmentalists are debating what percents of someone’s income must be spent on food to avoid food wastage, while alleviating global poverty—they argue that food is too cheap to provide sufficient income for small farmers, who are the world’s poorest or hungriest people.

The Pinocchio-in-Chief wanted to boast about his skin-deep knowledge about the number of the beast to his MAGA evangelical donors, but they ended up talking about the number of the feast instead.

by Fasters December 10, 2022

three is a magic number

This is a phrase people would use if they are stalking peppa pig.

What are you doing today?Three is a magic number magic number

by nobody_503 May 10, 2020

National give Ryan your social security number day

The name says it all

It’s National give Ryan your social security number day!

by Ronald Warner October 18, 2020

do a number on

To treat harshly; to damage

I'm not surprised you're tired out; this job can really do a number on you at times.

by hal5664 December 20, 2008

Aldin's Number

When someone pretends to be an intellectual on something they know very little about

Mary: Are you familiar with Aldin's Number?
Steve: I'm vaguely familiar...
Mary: I just made it up.

by M!YA August 20, 2020

Drive-by Phone Number

You're driving down the road and catch a car (driver or passenger) checkin you out. They will either chase you down, catch you at a stoplight, or drive-by you in a parking lot. They will then flash you their phone number... as if expecting you to remember it and call them. More commonly, the car will be filled with tools or sluts.

Barbie- "OMG! I just got a 'Drive-by Phone Number'!"
Stacie- "WHAT?!"
Barbie- "Yeah, it was a car filled with douche-bags! Totally not calling that number!"

by AtotheAWESOME December 13, 2010