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take a number

Derived from the meat counter at your local grocery. You're wating for your meat? Take a number and shut the heck up. Can now be used to shut someone up who is complaining about anything, or wanting to discuss something with you that perhaps you want to brush off.
"You want to talk to me about how I ran over your cat? Take a number"

"What, teacher? My homework is late? You want to discuss my grades? Take a number"

"you want to take me out to dinner? Dude, take a number"
by nycbuckeye October 14, 2004
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Number Monkey

A number monkey is someone who is hired to do slave labor accounting or the work of a monkey. A monkey could do the work better. I should hire a smoking monkey.
by landthisplane November 1, 2015
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take a number

1. to wait in line
2. to jot down a girl's number
3. to steal a math book
"Yo, take a number, foo, can't you sees that I'm busy?"
"Hey, did you take a number from her?"
"The only reason I went to class was to take a number"
by Peon October 12, 2004
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Tetrahedral number

The {n}th tetrahedral number is the sum of the first n Triangular numbers. Triangular numbers are the sum of the first n integers (1, 3, 6, 10, 15, etc.), and taking the sum of the triangular numbers results in the tetrahedral numbers (1, 4, 10, 20, 35, etc.)
The fifth tetrahedral number is the sum of the first five triangular numbers. The first five triangular numbers are 1, 3=1+2, 6=1+2+3, 10=1+2+3+4, and 15=1+2+3+4+5, so the sum of these numbers is 1+3+6+10+15= 35.
by EmeraldofSeattle December 14, 2008
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Simple Number

A non-complex number, like a number that doesn't have an i. Is similar to a real number.
When you multiply together complex numbers the answer is a simple number.
by SimpleNumbers July 16, 2013
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Number 3

Firing on all cylinders. Pooping, peeing, vomiting, expelling snot, shooting ear wax - all at the same time.
"Oof"

"What is it, number 1? Number 2?"
"No, worse. Number 3! Stand clear!"
by Pdg887 July 27, 2013
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Number 3

The Runs; Diarrhea; Squirts; The Trots; extremely foul, loose, runny bowel movement; watery extrecement
I thought I had to go number two but it turned out to be number 3
by freeranger April 28, 2007
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