Clown Country

A retail store ruled by a clown king. See Richard Gallagher for further information.

"Cooper, take out my garbage...."
"Fuck you Clown Dick. I work for Clown Country, not you."

by Clown King January 11, 2009

country cousin

a distant but related person or thing (from a term for a unsophisticated relative who lives in and/or is accustomed to a rural area)

The errant belief that many people go insane during the full moon may be a country cousin of the werewolf myth.

by The Return of Light Joker March 18, 2010

country fudge

Incestual Anal Intercourse

1. My family had it's annual reunion in the Ozarks. We were making country fudge all over.

2. My sister just luuuuuuvs the country fudge. And I loves t' give it.

by T-diddy McCool November 09, 2006

alt country

"Lost my job, my house, my truck.

"Got new ones."

(The above is meant to be an example of alt country.)

by SkippyD1 February 09, 2008

Country Blumpkin

To do a blumpkin but the girl is wearing a cowboy hat.

1) Ally, wear this hat so we can do a country blumpkin

by Turkmeister June 01, 2005

country bumpkin

When a man receives oral sex while moving his bowels in an outhouse

I gave billyjoe a country bumpkin in wisconsin.

by Jonah Weiss August 20, 2009

gone country

General meaning indicates breaking into country music; however, in various subcultural usages it indicates that the one so labelled has had intimate relations with a blood relative.

I can't believe that, despite its legality in Georgia, Bob's gone country and hooked up with his cousin.

by Drewkowski January 25, 2009