Did you hear about Tommy Wommy Womsters? He tried to do a pogo fap and he wiped out and broke several bones. Now the poor guy can't even cuff his carrot.
by Annoying Little Dad April 24, 2023
Get the pogo fapmug. When you rub one out prior to a coffee nap, resulting in the most sublime 30 minutes of rest you've ever had.
by Trollalalala December 28, 2017
Get the coffee fapmug. The act of masturbating after winning an argument. Usually done vigorously and loudly to make the others know what you're doing.
by dankushmaymay June 3, 2015
Get the Win-fappingmug. When your access to porn is limited, you make due with what you can find. Sometimes, this may be from your Spank Bank, or may involve using a single gif as material.
Guy: I went over to Katie's for dinner yesterday. She looked so sexy.
Guy 2: Did y'all bang?
Guy: Yes, and it was amazing because I managed to get a Flutter Fap in beforehand.
Guy 2: Did y'all bang?
Guy: Yes, and it was amazing because I managed to get a Flutter Fap in beforehand.
by Jainz'd May 4, 2018
Get the Flutter Fapmug. by Johnny coxvile August 20, 2017
Get the The fap-bastardmug. The act of overreacting so much to a minor situation that you have to masturbate to alleviate stress.
by Iamapie42 November 13, 2021
Get the panic fapmug. by Sinir June 1, 2020
Get the Vent fapmug.