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Eye Vomit

Something so hideous looking, it makes your eyes throw up a little bit.
Did you see those Denver Broncos throwback uniforms? They made me eye vomit!

Lady Gaga's MTV performance was a real eye vomit moment.
by Goggles Paisano, Jr. October 13, 2009
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googleing eyes

When you are video chatting with a friend or family member and instead of looking at the person you are chatting with you are browsing the internet or looking things up on google. Your eyes wander and are out of focus, you are clearly not looking at your friend.
Yo stop giving me googleing eyes and pay attention to me, otherwise I'm not gonna skype with you no more.
by widowpanda July 6, 2010
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eye cramp

A rare medical condition which can only be cured by taking a cab to the hospital, walking around the hospital and then taking an e-scooter ride back to where the patient started. Treating the patient's caretaker with ice-cream often results in faster recovery.
Seong Kee had such a severe eye cramp that she spent 6 bucks on a cab to the hospital and 3.90 on a Magnum
by dont-laugh-around-nuh February 26, 2019
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Moody Eye

When someone imitates or impersonates another person (real or made-up person), namely on social media, just to spy on their crush, an estranged relative, past friends and other sorts of people, either to see what they're up to or to lust over them. To put it simply, if you create a fake account to spy on a few people, you're a Moody Eye.

This is based on the Harry Potter character Moody Eye in The Goblet of Fire, who was actually Barty Crouch Jnr impersonating him to spy on Potter and see what he is up to.
- My ex left me and married another. How should I catch up on him on social media when his profile is private? :(
- Just make a fake account and pretend you're a local priest or some politician from his favourite party and add him, hon.
- Oh, that's a good idea. Very Moody Eye, huh? :P
by Aquarii May 27, 2019
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Zed eyes

Eyes that record everything they see (and can even pick up audio), and can play back all events from the perspective of the seer exactly as they happened.
When we die, will we be able to play back our lives in every detail as if we had Zed eyes?
by The Gideon Lion August 10, 2020
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Eye hungry

When you go out to eat then look at the menu and come to a realization that you are hungry but order more food than you can actually eat.

As if your eyes were your mouth and they see all the food options and you want all the food but know you can't eat all the food.
"You shouldn't get that extra entree, you're just eye hungry"
"I think I'm eye hungry so I'm not going to get those nuggets"
by roobieboobie September 14, 2017
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Trance eye

Moment when you find your eyes locked onto a certain spot and cannot urge yourself to move them, for no particular reason. Usually feeling dazed once you do.
Purg, "I want to move my eyes... but I can't stop staring at this one spot"
Chow, "You've got the Trance eye"
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