Nelson

A young ugly man who think better every one. He gay who suck very big penis and short so he doesn't need to go on his knee to suck dick

Wow. That man is a Nelson

by True is my speaking January 9, 2019

Noah Nelson

Its just a bad thing to be.

Commander Noah Nelson

by Omegaloaf September 17, 2012

Dirty Nelson

The act of growing out a goatee for a few weeks until a solid public mess appears on ones' chin (similar to that of a ball sac). Once the facial hair has reached an adequate length, one proceeds to have sex with an unsuspecting female. He then blows a large load in the females vagina. Using his goatee, he begins to wipe the vaginal region clean with circle motions. Once the dirty cooter is cleaned, the excess jizz will hang from his chin hairs and his partner will then begin to lick the chin clean. Finally, intimate french kissing takes place and all semen is dissolved.

Last night a girl asked me to Dirty Nelson her, and I did.

by an eye witness April 23, 2009

anal full nelson

When you do a full Nelson in someone's hole.

Mmm hole!

Man you anal full Nelson'd the shit out of that hole

by TheNoisePeople January 25, 2014

Bumping Nelsons

When one gentleman greets another by gently and accurately touching the heads of their penises together. An uncircumcised man must pull back his foreskin to accomplish the greeting correctly.

Bryant gave Dave a hearty hand shake and Bumped Nelsons when they re-antiquated after many years.

Not to be confused with crossing swards or playing swards

Bryant gave Dave a hearty hand shake and they were Bumping Nelsons after they were reacquainted after many years.

by The Real Berman July 9, 2011

anthony nelson

a short black person who is socially awkward and doesnt have friends, no one likes him.

why is that kid sitting at the lunch table by himself, he is such an anthony nelson

by sndsdakdnjfabhd October 22, 2012

nelson

the act of fondling a males testicles (preferably sweaty testicles) while inserting your forearm up to your elbow into their anal cavity.

eliot: Dude im so bored and we got no buds left.... what can we do?
fergal: Wanna crack a phat nelson?
eliot: Fuck yea man build up a sweat and well pull a nelson!

by The Fritz Machine! March 1, 2009