Monday Cookie

A shot of bourbon Monday morning

Paul: Hey John how are you doing today?

John: Great, just had my Monday cookie and I am ready to go!

by Racecur September 22, 2018

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hot fudge monday

When a bully pins them down, and shits on there head.

"HEY! NERD! IM GONNA GIVE YOU A HOT FUDGE MONDAY!"

by Skyblue20199 July 1, 2024

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Monday Night Pedro

The act of sexual intercourse within a vehicle.

“If I score a hatrick tonight my girlfriend will let me pull a Monday Night Pedro”

by NaterTheHater November 20, 2021

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Monday

the day of the week before Tuesday and following Sunday.

I'll see you on Monday

by sigmamale1260 March 29, 2025

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No Boner Monday

No Boner Monday is a day to challenge yourself, it is what it says.

Hey Josh! I see your boner, on No Boner Monday! WTF!

by Glunters_Exploration TTV November 1, 2020

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Proxy label for referring to a particular group or clique, be it geographic, socio-economic, racial, religious or what have you. Used to facilitate covert bigotry when in public. The group for which Mondays is proxied to is generally known by the audience using/listening to the term.

From joke - "know why group guys are called Mondays?" *why?* "well, no one likes a Monday."

White guys Tad & Chad are drinking, when a group of friends, all black (or brown, Asian, doesn't matter, T&Ch are assholes...) enter the bar. Tad says "Let's finish up before they change the music to all rap and hip hop." Chad replies "Shit, always the same; nobody likes Mondays."

by Hashtagthatsnothowhashtagswork February 14, 2021

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