A Monday

someone who looks bad on a everyday basis like they just rolled out of bed on a monday morning

Kacey: you seen her prom outfit?
Me: yea it’s was so basic, but yk she a monday😭

by jr1648@2 May 24, 2021

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Jort Monday

A celebration of jorts occurring on Monday of each week. referring to the saying “if it ain’t baggy it ain’t swaggy” one must wear the baggiest/swaggiest jorts they can find in order to “bless up” on jort Monday

What are you wearing tomorrow?
What do you mean, tomorrow is jort Monday so of course i’m blessing up on jort monday.

by lordnsaviorofjorts May 18, 2023

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morayma

This girl is stuck up and never listens to your opinion even if it's the right opinion.But you will learn to love her if she learns to love you first.

Why won't you listen to me, you being such a Morayma.

by You don't no me July 30, 2016

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Monday

a person of African-American desent

Oh, look. There's a Monday sitting over there!

by UDlover1129 July 7, 2010

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Mondays

The when all wars are started. Most deaths occur. Everyone hates this day.
Mon- latin means "earth fucks everyone on earth"

You have cancer, today is monday.
You find your girlfriend cheating on you on mondays.
Hey your whole family just died in a horrible car accident involing zeebras and clowns, Oh yeh, today is monday!

by Terence June 16, 2003

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