Mutton Pumper

A term generally used to describe a person of New Zealand decent who engages in sexual relations with sheep.

Person1..Hey Bro i am from Nz
Person2..Gday mtton pumper

Person1..Hey Bro, NZ is sweet bro.....
Person2..Fuck up mutton pumper!!

by Nin Ja October 14, 2011

mittenized

Just had mind blowen orgasmic sex with a sexy guy named mittens

She got mittenized last night

by mittens17 December 2, 2014

mutton bustin

When you shave your pubes, bust on a girl's face, and use the jizz as glue to make mutton chops on the girl's face.

I was mutton bustin on this girl and gave her facial hair.

by Deedledortch May 16, 2015

mutton power

To use one's power tool on a Ho's vagina.

The bitch was so horny I used my Mutton Power on that pussy

by HosstheBoss April 21, 2016

Mittenhead

people from Michigan. {the state shaped like a mitten}

Don't buy snowmobile parts from Mittenheads.

by iamsonic May 4, 2016

mitten sucker

Incredibly stupid child. One who sucks the "juice" from a snowy woolen mitten with no regard to whether it contains any of various contaminants.

"You know Billy, right? The mitten sucker in the 4th Grade. I'd vote him most likely to try to stop a truck with his face."

by Robert LaTuque November 18, 2016

mutton top

Another word to describe when a big beefie guy has a muffin top

"Hey is that miles"
"Duh you can see his mutton top from here"

by Potroast77 November 20, 2016