Micah

A literal rock goblin who is known for pooting and peeding all over their own bed well into their 20's. He hasn't taken his meds in at least a month and the family is worried for him. Also known to have axe murdered 15 Dutch co-eds from 2005 to 2009.

Person #1: Hey, isn't that the embarrassing goblin like creature who won't stop soiling his own bed?
Person #2: Oh you mean a Micah? Yeah he also is wanted in connection to the Dutch Lumberjack slayings.

by RockGoblin November 26, 2021

Micah

Micah is a funny niqqa and will do anything in his power to help the people who was there for him. Micah has serious trust issues and refuses to let people tear him up on the inside. He is overprotective about the ones he loves the most.

Micah will fuck a nigga up!!

by EAGERFALCON November 27, 2021

micaela

micaela is the kindest most bodacious gal out there. she has the strangest hair but it really works for her. micaela always sleeps with clothes in her bed, it’s just one of many funny little quirks. she’s so rad and is one of those people that could roller skate around the grocery store and nobody would say anything. she loves to crochet, it adds to her grandmacore vibe.

girl 1: oh micaela’s your roommate?
girl 2: yeah she seasons her food really well

by anonymous November 29, 2021

Micah

A big poopy pants man who poops and shids and cries alot. Could probably suck a boulder through a garden hose. Cuz he gives that sloppy sucky wucky knobby slobby 3000 with Karate Chopping action. Chases the mail man and exclusively eats the 99 cent Slim Jim stick

Guy 1: why does that man with 30 loose slim jims have such saggy pants?
Guy 2: classic Micah. He blows like a leaf blower

by RockGoblin November 30, 2021

Micabucket

A stupid little girl that eats like a squirrel, also known as Seth’s girlfriend (no one knows her name anymore). Squirrel Woman, liked to eat bites of cheese- QC

She looks so dumb, what a micabucket!

by MICABUCKET December 2, 2021

Micah

Most likely voted for joe biden, the softest of them all. Huge beta male, very cheesy person all around. Always has his hood up and some say he gets 0 pussy because he seems very rapey. Will sit on anything for a dollar. His nickname is lou sass. If you want to find micah you will find him at all the elementary schools terrorizing little kids with his van.

Get away from those kids stop acting like a micah.

by Thicc latina December 13, 2021

Micah

Hottest and fastest man alive and the boyfriend of the one and only Greg McKee

Greg is in love with Micah

by FatGreg33 December 13, 2021