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Mexican Radio 

I feel a hot wind on my shoulder
And the touch of a world that is older
Turn the switch and check the number
Leave it on when in bed I slumber
I hear the rhythms of the music
I buy the product and never use it
I hear the talking of the dj
Can't understand, just what does he say?
I'm on a mexican radio
I'm on a mexican radio
I dial it in and tune the station
They talk about the u.s. inflation
I understand just a little
No comprende--it's a riddle
I'm on a mexican radio
I'm on a mexican radio
I wish I was in Tijuana
Eating barbecued iguana
I’d take requests on the telephone
I'm on a wavelength far from home
I feel a hot wind on my shoulder
I dial it in from south of the border
I hear the talking of the dj
Can't understand, just what does he say?
Radio radio...
Mexican Radio by Death Menace October 15, 2022

mexican micrometer 

Synonym for adjustable wrench.
"Hey Luis, I can't find the calipers, man."

"Only gringos use caliper, this does same thing."
mexican micrometer by K M August 4, 2004

Mexican helmet 

a flaccid penis laid on top of the head of another person. Particularly Mexican if part of it droops on the forehead.
I didn't like the way she cooked tonight's ravioli, so after she went to sleep I gave her a Mexican helmet

Mexican Parade Float 

Mexican Parade Float

A definitive name for the 4 door truck or Extended Cab(carrying 10 - 12 people - usually Latinos) and the lawn service trailer filled with lawnmowers and weed eaters.

Mexican Parade Floats can normally be found parking in front of the neighbors house of the client, where there are several Latinos sleeping on and littering the neighboring lawns or going 20 miles per hour on the interstate, dropping yard debris in the road or proceeding at a Yellow light 1 second before it turns Red, as the entire truck population was busy watching something on YouTube on their phone to notice the light turned green.
Hey, sorry I am going to be late for the meeting, A Mexican Parade Float is blocking the road / my driveway.

What are all these Fanta Bottles on the yard - must have been a Mexican Parade Float passing through.

Mexican Wetsuit

Swimming at the beach or pool fully clothed. Often jeans and a shirt or shorts and a sweatshirt. Common on public beaches in Southern California, more often among females.
I forgot my swimsuit, but the water was so nice, I decided to use a mexican wetsuit.
Mexican Wetsuit by bigpoppabear November 14, 2007

Mexican trench war 

When the girl is lying on her stomach and the guy fucks her ass cheeks while she shits on his dick.
One time in Tijuana I got a 2 dollar hooker and gave her the Mexican trench war. There was shit all over.
Mexican trench war by giventofly November 6, 2009