metrically handicapped

1. To describe someone that has a condition that causes them to be unable to understand SI units of measurement (colloquially referred as "Metric System").

This affliction has been historically endemic in regions of North America, Western Africa and Southeastern Asia.

When I told her I was 1.7 metres tall she stared at me in shock. Later I found out that sadly she's metrically handicapped.

by Preguiça não tem fim April 1, 2021

Merrissa

Merrissa is better than Amari.

“I’m better than you AMARI!” -Merrissa

by winx talley April 15, 2021

Merrissa

Merrissa is cool!

“Oh man look at merrissa shes so cool i wish i were her”

by winx talley April 15, 2021

merripen

A non-binary name meaning death

Merripen’s name means “death” no wonder their scary

by Ya-boi-skinny-penis May 19, 2021

Merrielou

She looks like she just jumped out of a Renaissance painting with her brown, curly locks and pale white skin. Girls like her have a huge possibility of being royalty in their previous lives.

Nevertheless, she's smart, kind and beautiful and would slip on a banana peel just for you to laugh, even though she's almost perfect, she will make you feel like you are in her level.

Merrie Lou loves to eat sweets especially cupcakes, a girl like her is rare since she's loyal, stunning and humble.

Example: Merrielou is a cutie

by Thalassemia June 11, 2021

marrice

A different way of spell Maurice

Hey Marrice, come here.

by ilovenbayoungboy June 25, 2021

merrillville

A town south of Gary, Indiana that is hella ghetto.

Police sirens are always blaring in Merrillville, Indiana.

by Rainiered July 6, 2021