Biznitch Meeting

When two or more overly wealthy women with no jobs stand in a store blocking foot traffic conversing about useless shit.

I’m sorry dear it took so long to go to the bathroom. 2 women we’re having a biznitch meeting blocking the entrance.

by Artist4 October 2, 2025

Housing Meningitis

Housing Meningitis (noun) A phrase used to describe a drawn-out state of frustration where repeated planning and decision-making lead to little or no progress. Housing meningitis is especially common in situations where things appear active but remain unresolved.

Getting this essay done is like getting housing meningitis

by qortors June 16, 2025

Primary Amoebic Meningoencephalitis (Naegleria)

What Foreman had on that one episode of House in season 2.

Cameron: Your son has Primary Amoebic Meningoencephalitis (Naegleria)

by House M.D. May 21, 2011

Quaker style meeting

Where multiple people get together to shut the fuck up.

Anyone interested in a quaker style meeting?

by Quaker style meeting October 14, 2014

Friendly Barn Gate Meeting

A meeting in which farmers from the dating site "farmers only.com" have an orgy, sometimes with animals.

I was going to take my exams tomorrow but I already have a friendly barn gate meeting to attend, and I hear Farmer Joe is bring his horse.

by Obviously Jesus March 8, 2015

canadian board meeting

When a bunch of people leave work at lunch and hit up the stripclub!

"The office is killing me"
"Tony, Bob, Andrew, Derek....let's go its time for a Canadian Board meeting"
"I've had this stack of dollars in my office burning a hole in my desk!"
"Let's hope that dollar burns a hole in a g-string"

by Diabestic January 23, 2015

2:55 meeting

A meeting in which everyone does cocaine to get lively for the rest of the work day.

-Usually the cocaine is provided but if it is BYOC it is formal to state that in the meeting invite
-Likened to 4:20 but with more of a workplace adaptation.

"Guys, we are having a 2:55 meeting because today is taking forever..."

"Tina is having a 2:55 meeting so that we can get our sales numbers up for the day."

by ElBandito2222 May 14, 2015