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the_ghost_of_martys_pepe

Degen Chatter in Mande's Chat who always has bad takes.
Yo you just did a the_ghost_of_martys_pepe. You just gave a very bad take. Yikes.
by solitudeisbliss January 15, 2023
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mattybear

a sexy lovening carening guy,
by disturbed69 September 30, 2011
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Malty

-Whilst sipping beer-
Mmm, I'd say this is a bit malty wouldst thou not agree?
by Hadjisan September 7, 2006
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Matt Levine

Matt Levine n,verb.

Matt Levine is more recent idealogy that has permeated through the western world, a product of the desire for a luxury, ultra-expensive, uber-exclusive and uberficial lifestyle that was the ugly side effect of years of excess in the ‘easy money’ pre subprime era.

Although there have been rumours and sightings of the Real ‘Matt Levine’, no one has provided concrete evidence of birth place/date or sightings of the ‘actual person’, and is assumed to be an imaginary nom de guerre given to this pretentious ethos, and the douchebag disciples of this cult who infect all the major cities. The hysterical devotees ritually seek the velvet ropes of clubs/bars that they cannot get into for worship, drink Reyka vodka and Armand de Brignac champagne as communion, and idolize Celebrity.

The imaginary Matt Levine’s doppelganger, is the equally imaginary Tyler Durden (Fight Club) who despises materialism and consumerism. (Matt) Levinery reached its height when He opened a luxury bar, The Eldridge, in New York, for His ‘ friends and family’ to hang out provided they bring their ‘laser-engraved entry cards that say Guest of Matt Levine’

Matt Levine’s regularly use soundbites like “It’s who you are and who you know”, “Everyone I know goes away ( from NYC) on the weekends”, “I'm a Nikki Beach Black Card holder, ….. I can fill you in on what it is like to drink Reyka with Beckham”
“ Matt Levine does not belong in the LES (Lower East Side)”

This place has been Levine’d”

Who the fuck is Matt Levine?”
by kramersconscience October 8, 2008
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Matt's Dad

The most indestructible being the internets has ever known. the only power known to rival matts dad is Chuck Norris but even he is slightly weaker than him. His power lever is equal to Infinite and that of chameleons. He eats emo kids. and is a known mobster
1) HOLY SHIT ITS Matt's Dad!!!! (you wont be able to scream anything else if you see him)
by Private Pussylicker1555 May 24, 2009
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Marty Story

A tale too ridiculous for anyone to believe.
His daily lunch-time Marty Story always resulted in a collective eye-roll from the rest of the crew
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Matt Luxner

The "Matt Luxner" is the act of felching another mans cream pie from a womans anus, saving it in his mouth, then redepositing it in her vagina where it will wait until the move know as the "Rocket Man" is performed however this move is not complete until the felching man has sucked the vagina dry of all the fizzing juices that are a direct result of the "Rocket Man" having been combined with the previously felched cream pie.
I was going to "Matt Luxner" that bitch but I ran out of pop rocks so I just sucked her dry with a silly straw!
by Mr CRJ August 30, 2011
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