Matthew 

Sex machine.

That’s a Matthew right there

Matthew by bigbadpenis October 15, 2019

Matthew 

One of the biggest bitches you would ever meet. He will often break your shit and slap you when you are not looking

Aye look at Matthew he’s one big bitch

Matthew by Big bhiddie February 5, 2020

Matthew 

Matthew is a type of man with an extraordinarily large dick. Girls admire his confidence and adore his sex. He is sure to make you happy ;)

Girl 1 - Matthew is so hot!!
Girl 2 - I know!!!!

Matthew by Drsueus’ mom January 7, 2019

Matthew 

He is a boy who always laughs and talks a lot. He is very loud when he wants to be and sticks his hand out and says “Boi”. He always say “you gay” or “you’re autistic”. He can be smart but acts like a retard. You’ll be friends with him and realize he is a little annoying. Matthew is funny and cool to be around. Other than that he will go home at the end of the day and watch any YouTube video he can find.

That guy is such a matthew

Matthew by BoiisBoiisBoiisBoiFortnite February 13, 2019

Matthew 

A complete pitty douchebag who never and would never learn to love. He will say “ I miss my ex “ just to take the whole thing as a joke.

“ Matthew is such a dick to his Girlfriend .”

“ Yeah, he keeps saying he loves her but i bet he’s insecure.”

Matthew by “0_0” September 23, 2019

Matthew 

Arrogant assholes who only think about themselves. They will play with your heart like your a piece of trash.

Girl 1- Ooo who's that guy.
Girl 2- Thats a Matthew dont do it.
Girl 1- ugh hes a Matthew.

Matthew by Kaylee06 October 25, 2019

Matthew 

Someone named Matthew is an extremely dumb person. They will break your heart and then start dating someone else in a matter of seconds. NEVER EVER DATE SOMEONE NAMED MATTHEW UNLESS ITS NOT THE ONE IM TALKING ABOUT BUT ID JUST STAY AWAY FROM THEM EITHER WAY.

Person 1: Matthew is such a dick.

Person 2: I know. He’s a player

Matthew by user372947291 October 25, 2019