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That’s a Matthew right there
Matthew by bigbadpenis October 15, 2019
One of the biggest bitches you would ever meet. He will often break your shit and slap you when you are not looking
Aye look at Matthew he’s one big bitch
Matthew by Big bhiddie February 5, 2020
Matthew is a type of man with an extraordinarily large dick. Girls admire his confidence and adore his sex. He is sure to make you happy ;)
Girl 1 - Matthew is so hot!!
Girl 2 - I know!!!!
Matthew by Drsueus’ mom January 7, 2019
He is a boy who always laughs and talks a lot. He is very loud when he wants to be and sticks his hand out and says “Boi”. He always say “you gay” or “you’re autistic”. He can be smart but acts like a retard. You’ll be friends with him and realize he is a little annoying. Matthew is funny and cool to be around. Other than that he will go home at the end of the day and watch any YouTube video he can find.
That guy is such a matthew
A complete pitty douchebag who never and would never learn to love. He will say “ I miss my ex “ just to take the whole thing as a joke.
“ Matthew is such a dick to his Girlfriend .”

“ Yeah, he keeps saying he loves her but i bet he’s insecure.”
Matthew by “0_0” September 23, 2019
A huge childish brat. he likes watching Lego Chima and Octonauts. Probably likes YouTube Rewind 2018.
A: Wanna watch Teletubies?
B: No, I'm not a Matthew!
A: Yeah but I am!
Matthew by JakePaulFanboy101 November 14, 2019