matthew a very sexy guy with a very sexy body. He loves mountian dew, lego rockband, and def leppard. He is very sweet and caring and everyone loves him.
by mrs.jansen January 22, 2010
Get the matthewmug. An eroticism whereby your girlfriend screams your best mate's name instead of yours during intercourse. This eroticism evolved after a man called Simon wanted his wife to cheat without actually cheating. He asked her to scream "Matthew" to satisfy his desire without the heartbreak.
Mostly exclamations such as, "Oh Matthew!" but/or possibly "Oh Simon/Boyfriend, Matthew does!"
I was Matthewed last night.
I was Matthewed last night.
by WilliamEvans October 8, 2011
Get the Matthewedmug. awesomely sexy beast the sexiest beast around...big and hairy looks a lot like big foot may be called sasquatch, tonto, grizzly adams, and big foot plays basketball a lot... is always asked if that person is old enough to drink.
by ROUND HOUSE MAN May 27, 2008
Get the Matthewsmug. Matthew is an amazing friend, a wonderful human and can turn any bad day in to a good one. Matthew is beautiful inside and out. Weather its his looks, personality, or how much he cares for others, he is an all around great person and friend.
You're so great Matthew!
by Swoma November 23, 2015
Get the matthewmug. 1) A type of pun that makes you shake your head in disbelief that it was actually said.
2) A comment from a person that is expected to be taken as the gospel regards of how faulty or unlikely it is simply because of the person who is saying it.
2) A comment from a person that is expected to be taken as the gospel regards of how faulty or unlikely it is simply because of the person who is saying it.
1) While standing at the urinal, one guy says to another, "Having a pissy day?" Reply: Shakes head and replies, "Damn Matthewism."
2) "Well actually, the F-14 Tomcat is the best fighter jet because it is powered by the Commador 64 with a 28 inch floppy drive running at 87.2% capacity." Reply: no audible response necessary.
2) "Well actually, the F-14 Tomcat is the best fighter jet because it is powered by the Commador 64 with a 28 inch floppy drive running at 87.2% capacity." Reply: no audible response necessary.
by thriwn_rod January 13, 2015
Get the Matthewismmug. To lead people on with comments or made up “facts” to the point that they are not sure if it is true. To babble out false facts like you just finished your doctorate paper on the subject.
Did you know that back in 1954, the same year I was born, is when they had the first live internet porn website? You don’t want to know why I know that fact.
Man taking his wife to laser corrective eye surgery. Honey I have something I have wanted to tell you before you find out because frankly it is inevitable that you will find out on your own soon. So for the last few years something has been happening that I hope you can forgive me for but I really hope you can still love me. Honey now that you will have corrected vision you will finally see that for years now, well, I have been going bald.
If you ever are upset about rodents or insects getting into your house you will be really pissed if you ever have to deal with a cow infestation they get into your crawlspace and walls and are just a bitch to get out. Classic Matthewism
Man taking his wife to laser corrective eye surgery. Honey I have something I have wanted to tell you before you find out because frankly it is inevitable that you will find out on your own soon. So for the last few years something has been happening that I hope you can forgive me for but I really hope you can still love me. Honey now that you will have corrected vision you will finally see that for years now, well, I have been going bald.
If you ever are upset about rodents or insects getting into your house you will be really pissed if you ever have to deal with a cow infestation they get into your crawlspace and walls and are just a bitch to get out. Classic Matthewism
by Eno21 February 26, 2008
Get the Matthewismmug. omg did you hear about that guy, he's such a matthew. he needs to get some action!
that matthew is a creeper.
that matthew is a creeper.
by cuppycakegirly October 20, 2008
Get the matthewmug.