liberal toliet

A toliet with hardly any water in it that has to be flushed several times because it works poorly. An idea by liberals who wanted to conserve water.

The liberal toliet is clogged again.

by adrianne November 8, 2004

Literotica

Literotica is adult literature and texts made to turn people on. They are used to read and jerk off or masturbate. See porn

...my lips went to her neck, planting wet kisses, licks and sucks on her hot skin, leaving wet trails on her skin going down to her breasts. I kissed all around her nipples, till she moaned and spread her legs wide to play with herself, but I saw, and grasped her hand, shaking my head slowly…

by callinghome November 1, 2004

laterwards

synonym to afterwards, subsequently, succeeding, posterior, rear, thereafter

I will do my project assignment laterwards.

by Debroop "David" Sarkar May 14, 2007

Doki Doki Literature Club

A disturbing game. Just go play the goddamn game. It takes like 4 hours to complete and the game files get shoved around a lot but just play it

Me: Monika is the best girl in Doki Doki Literature Club
Someone: you scare me, is monika controlling you?
Me: no, this is real life dumbass
Them: sounds like something a person being controlled by monika would say

by Crystalgleamisabitch September 12, 2020

liberating a waffle

to take(leave) a shit

I'm gonna go liberate a waffle. After I"m done taking the cosby kids to the pool, well go out to eat.

by Shmooie Bueno April 12, 2003

Literary Hard-on

a moment of self-inflection where one has an incredible erection due to use of any variety of literary device. Whether it be verse or a visual representation i.e. movie, video game.

The visual interpretation of The Divine Comedy used in Dante's Inferno the video game gave me a literary hard-on.

by Dexterous Styles February 15, 2010

Litericize

A word plucked right from your butt, used by schoolchildren to cover their mistake of not doing required reading.

Teach: "Boy, why didn't you read?"
Boy: "I was gonna, but some stuff came up so I had to litericize instead!"

by Aamsus06 October 17, 2010