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I ate so many beans last night and now I need to leave church!
by kurapikakafka May 6, 2021
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church leaver

A church leaver is a Christian who has decided he no longer wants to be a part of a local congregation. So he simply stops attending church, and no longer fellowships with Christians, and no longer submits himself to the authority of any church leadership structure. He has not necessarily ceased his belief in God and Jesus and the Bible, but rather he has chosen to no longer participate in church attendance, and all the trappings that come with church attendance.

Most church leavers who wish to remain devout in their faith rely heavily upon the internet for sermons and for indepth Bible research. They find comfort in being able to watch a pre-recorded YouTube sermon at their leisure, or else to be an anonymous "lurker" during a live webcast of a live Sunday morning sermon being sent out from some church elsewhere in the world.

They will sometimes interact on social media groups with other Christians where they might discuss theological matters and even ask for prayer. But the priority of a church leaver to remaining uncommitted to any one church body or group of believers is never compromised.
I became a church leaver when I realized that church attendance was more burdensome than simply worshiping God on my own.
by Innocent Byproduct May 22, 2021
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pa-leave

To ask someone to Politely to leave or Please leave
Keith walks out of his room and says word of the day is pa-leave PLEASE LEAVE
by Baby Dru November 20, 2021
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Legacy-Leaver

A person who leaves a legacy for their children and children's children
I am a legacy-leaver, I left my knowledge and fortune to my children and grand- children.
by Sierra YBK January 24, 2022
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the person that said this is not to be investigated and their case should be left unsolved
wait... ITS YOU! PLEASE just... please leave me alone and how did you get in my house WAIT IS THAT A GU-
by anonymous June 19, 2022
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Maternity Leave

a period of absence from work granted to people for paid leave.
"Maternity Leave?" *looks under table* "But you're all males!"
by Wither24 July 19, 2022
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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
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