knob goblin

(N) A midget who sucks dick.

Often used as a gay joke to guys or an insult to a whore who is always sucking dick.
Also relates to the phrase "gobble the knob".
Just in case you don't know, : knob

Guy 1: *trips guy 2*

Guy 2: what a knob goblin

Girl 1: that wasn't very nice

Guy 2: shut up, you're one to, literally

Girl 1: ...

Guy 2: kthxbye

by uraknobgoblin April 06, 2010

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Knob Jockey

Someone who likes riding the old pink pogo stick.

"Yeah, he's a bit of a knob jockey, if you know what I mean....."

by Darren November 26, 2001

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wobbling the knob

Another term for Masturbation.

Haven't had any in a week... I think I'm about to resort to wobbling the knob.

by Bigg Mike Version 2 July 14, 2007

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Knob Licker

Someone who thinks covid-19 isn't dangerous, and/or that it's a conspiracy the government is using it to try and control people.

Did you see Ryan's post about 5G towers causing covid-19, right after his post about it not even being real?

Yeah, what a knob licker.

by gus forplay April 11, 2020

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knob cheese

The worlds finest thrash ballad punk country reggae rock band. Formed in 1985 in a quiet Surrey back street, they shot to fame with the release of their first album A Pile Of Shit. Using simple chord structures, no rhythym and the voice of a giraffe, theirs is an unmistakable sound.

Ooooh, I do enjoy relaxing with a spot of knobcheese after a hard day's work.

by Paulo January 21, 2005

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