knobbling

The act of rubbing ones penis discreetly in public. Can be performed outside or inside the pants. Can be a short knobble or a longer rub and stroke. Different from masterbation as the intent is not to reach climax, but instead more like scratching or rubbing yourself lightly between pleasurable short term rubbing near or on the erogenous zone. Often performed on a couch, often while watching TV, usually in the company of men but not always.

Damien is knobbling while watching Fox Sports again, I can smell it from here.

by old man peterson January 15, 2015

dingle knobber

One who enjoys titillating, caressing and sucking on the flaccid penis and balls of a person possessing a substantially lower IQ. Dingle knobbers often engage in odd behaviour with the other person’s genitalia; such as knocking or slapping the suckee’s balls together to make noise.

“Dude, I don’t want to hang out with Bruce anymore.”
“Why?”
“He is such a dingle knobber. He tried making music with Crazy Carl’s balls.”
“Whataweirdo.”

by monker December 20, 2007

Doork-Knob

A person who does not like a movie that the person in question loves. ESPECIALLY, Pirates of the Carribean 3.

"OMG, you're such a doork-knob. You dont like POTC3!!!"

OR

"OMG rob, you're such a doork-knob! lol!"

by OMGAM January 8, 2009

cob knob

When you have anal intercourse shortly after your girlfriends has consumed a healthy corn rich meal and the resulting colon thrashing has dislodged a piece or whole kernel or corn to become secretly lodge betwixt the head and shaft ( or inside of the foreskin for all the meat sheath wielders out there) of your knob only to be discovered later while cleaning up after the o ring wailing mentioned earlier

Dude last night my girl let me put it in her crap trap it was awesome except the KFC famous bowl she are had substantially more corn than normal anyway I finished and was cleaning up and found a half piece or the kernels golden corn lodged in my foreskin, bitch gave me a cob knob

by the jawbreaker March 27, 2015

Door Knobber

Where one uses the mail slot on a door as a makeshift glory hole to receive fellatio.

Man, I got the best door Knobber last night.

by Cheese Jockey July 23, 2020

Chandler's Knob

A term, derived from Olde English, used to describe something that you should never see, or something that you have seen and wish you hadn't.

The origin of the term dates back to the mid-seventeenth century, where candlemakers in England would often check the temperature of molten wax using their tallywhacker.

Oh my God - some of the pictures on his mobile phone are definitely Chandler's Knob material!

by Ivor Scenit August 10, 2006

jacket on door knob

Unlike a sock on a door knob, a jacket on a door knob indicates a large ceromonial gathering of woodland elves simultaneously holding hands and masturbating. If you happen across a jacket on a doorknob, just ignore it and walk away. If you tell anyone what you saw you and your ancestors will be cursed with terrible floppy curly Afro hair for many generations.

Bro 1: Bro did you see that jacket on door knob back there???
Bro 3: oh now you’ve done it

by Sweatypie January 19, 2018