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Kenni

Hot as fuck. So freaking cute you will certainly stutter when trying to talk to him. Kenni is the reason the word perfect was invented, and many consider him to actually be a secret weapon engineered in a high-tech lab. Everybody loves and envies Kenni: from insanely handsome to insightful, from effortlessly funny to brilliant, he is what little children dream of being and what adults wish they were
Yesterday I spoke to Kenni and got a raging erection just by looking at him, while at the same time he blew my mind talking quantum science... It's so unfair he's so perfect, he must be an engineered Chinese lab weapon
by bufferingbadger July 4, 2024
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Kenny

💀 (kenny emoji)
by It’s _Gyro February 14, 2023
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kenny talk

A long drawn-out conversation with a subject held in lieu of, or in addition to, enforcement action by law enforcement. Kenny Talks are usually had with children aged 5 to 17 and can last over 30 minutes. There is debate as to the effectiveness of Kenny Talks, though they have become a staple in modern law enforcement.
"Dang, 220 is STILL on that call?"
"Yeah, must be giving them a Kenny Talk."
by GarySimmons69 June 23, 2024
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Kenny

The most powerful being, kenny, my glorious king, our glorious king, if you defy him you shall be banished
Lets all praise Kenny! Time to goon!
by Gingyboihaha January 9, 2025
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Enda Kenny

Current Chieftain of the Dungeons and Dragons federation's Cuban branch. According to his autobiography he loves Dungeons and Dragons, knitting, and donating his hair to cats with cancer.
Lad 1: Did you hear? Gregory will be playing against Enda Kenny!
Lad 2: Holy sh*t!
Lad 1: I know!
by Liberal Lady Ann November 5, 2016
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Kenny

Kenny is a extremist and tends to cut sins into his body and say he's atoning. Kenny can very very offensive and hateful but he's a pretty cool dude to have as a friend. He may lash out in anger and say awful things but he truly doesn't mean it.
Guy: holy shit is that kenny?
Guy 2: I heard he's a nazi cultist
Kenny: I'm not a nazi, I only hate gays

Be like kenny
by Water can November 25, 2021
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Lass Kenny

A fan-based handle for Anxiety from Inside Out 2, who was based on the Freddy (fear) the antagonist concept from the first movie.
Joy: Sleep tight, Lass Kenny, and don’t touch the console while I’m asleep.
Kenny: Psst, Zee. Envy. Let’s go touch grass! Anxiety go brr
by KenzoKeys July 18, 2024
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