jude

jude is a really great friend.. he's sweet, protective of his friends, not to mention handsome, and kind. jude tends to be tall, nice, and offers to help anyone in need. he'll offer you his hoodie if you're cold, he'll talk to you if you need to vent, he'll stand up for you when you can't, altogether he's a great friend... if you have jude as a best friend don't let him go because he's the best friend you could ask for... not to mention he's a great guy to have as a boyfriend...

wow! jude is being so nice to josephine!!! i want to be his best friend!

by charlie dague November 30, 2021

judav

a fat fuck, the stupidest person ever, honestly the worst individual to ever exist on the face of the earth. and if i could i would beat the living shit out of anyone with this name.

me: hello
judav: fuck off

by sus fuck December 6, 2021

Judah

the most handsome man ever. if you have a Judah in your life just know Judah will change your life forever. can be tough and mean but can also be the sweetest guy you have ever met. he is very strong and very shy. he loves one person only and is only nice to that person

Hey is that judah??

Yeah isnt he cute!

by i love big olos April 5, 2022

Jude Bellingham

Jude Bellingham is an English professional footballer who plays as a midfielder for Bundesliga club Borussia Dortmund and the England national team. He is know for his playing, but also his charming looks. Not only should he be famous for his amazing playing skills, but he should also be famous for his beauty. He is and should be considered the definition of cute. He is a cutie-patootie.

“Jude Bellingham is the definition of cute.”

by sxtrbyyy April 2, 2023

cunt judy

a horrible decrepit old wench that meddles in your personal life

Don't get involved with that cunt judy, she'll put a spell on you man!

by Patme December 12, 2008

Spuddy Juddy

A Spuddy Juddy is a man who's head is naturally shaped like a Potato.

Not just a bald person, but someone who's head actually looks like the delicious Chip Creator.

aye up, have you seen Spuddy Juddy? his head is certainly Potato-like.

by Chocolate Wrists October 22, 2018

cooter-clouded judgement

(noun) When females let their horny-ness get the better of their judgement.

After a night out drinking with her friends, her cooter-clouded judgement took over and she drunk-texted her ex to come over for breakup sex.

She confessed her lust to a friend via drunken email. She allowed her cooter-clouded judgement to take over.

by paddle me October 15, 2009