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Joint pain

The pain experienced when you arrive at the airport with your pre-rolled joint, but you don't have time to smoke it before you go through security and thus have to throw it in the garbage.
"So how was your flight?"
-"It was terrible"
"Why?"
"Joint pain"
by Lurifaks9000 May 24, 2023
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Marijuana Joint

The term that somebody calls a “joint” when they don’t know that you don’t have to specify what is in the joint to get the point across.
Look, that guy is smoking a marijuana joint!
by ElChickenBoi March 15, 2023
mugGet the Marijuana Jointmug.

joint direct attack munnition

an joint direct attack munnition, mostly reffered as JDAM is an gps guided dumb fire bomb wich are launched from attack jets or bombers
that jet carries 4 joint direct attack munnition JDAM bombs
by .........2..1........4.....1.. February 22, 2017
mugGet the joint direct attack munnitionmug.

To crack a joint

Commonly mistaken with the action of putting force on a bodypart where multiple bones meet, causing the "joint" to make a cracking or popping sound.

To crack a joint actually means to consuming Marihuana or as the hip folk say it "to smoke a doobie" or "to smoke trees".
Me: Do you have evening plans?
Mathias: Not really, want to crack a joint?
Me: What joint? Fingers or toes? Why would I want to do that all evening?
by No_lies_213 July 15, 2022
mugGet the To crack a jointmug.

joint file

A way to say lets go smoke a joint without anyone raising suspicion about what your doing.
Yo mark lets go work on that joint file later.
by Sandman meme September 22, 2016
mugGet the joint filemug.

Joint Rolling Machine

a machine for lazy stoners to roll up for you, or if you can't roll
Cam : How do i roll up?
Iza: Don't worry g, chuck it in my Joint Rolling Machine
by CameronSmithsAGayCunt December 2, 2022
mugGet the Joint Rolling Machinemug.

donkey joint

When a woman is being penetrated by 2 or more men in the same hole, and she is extremely hairy.
My bro and I were fucking this girl in doggy style and she was nothing but a donkey joint. We have never seen a woman that hairy!
by STEELERS4DK April 21, 2024
mugGet the donkey jointmug.

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