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Joey Spencer 

Yorkshire phrase: Some one who acts like an old man, always moaning about the youth and dresses in all brown with a walking stick. Typically lives alone with a cat and sticks to very traditional meals such as fish and chips, meat and potato pie and ham sandwiches. Loves to do gardening and always without a love in his life. Golf alone only sport.
why are you not coming out your being a rite 'Joey Spencer'
Joey Spencer by princeka007 October 3, 2013

Joey Joe-Joe Junior Shabadoo 

Phony name Homer Simpson uses to ask moe the bartender for advice in the Season 5 episode "The last Temptation of Homer. Also coincidentally one of moe's tavern's regular customers as well, making it one of the funniest simpson's jokes of all time.
Homer "Moe I need your advice"
Moe "Yeah?"
Homer "See I got this friend named Joey Joe-Joe Junior Shabadoo"
Moe "That's the worst name I've ever heard"
(Joey Joe-Joe Jr. Shabadoo then leaves the bar in tears)
Barney "Hey Joey Joe Joe!"

joey ramone 

Jeffrey Hyman (May 19, 1951 – April 15, 2001), better known as Joey Ramone, was the vocalist for the legendary punk rock group The Ramones. He and fellow band-mate Johnny Ramone were the only two members who stayed with the band until their retirement in 1996.


Joey RamoneJoey grew up in Forest Hills, Queens. His mother, Charlotte, encouraged an interest in music in both Joey and his brother Mitchell Hyman a/k/a Mickey Leigh. Joey was a fan of The Who, among other bands (particularly "oldies"). He took up drums at 13, playing throughout his teen years, and was originally the drummer for the Ramones. Upon Tommy Ramone's suggestion that some particular parts of the band didn't work, he became the vocalist. Joey and his bandmates attended Forest Hills High School.

He was said to be the "heart and soul" of The Ramones, and his favorite songs they had performed were often the ballads and love songs. C.J. Ramone called Joey the "hippie of the group".

After the heyday of the Ramones in the mid-70s, they remained only an underground act throughout the 80s and 90s.

Joey was distinctive due to his towering height of 6 feet 6 inches, unbelievable skinniness, and long shock of black hair that almost completely obscured his face. Joey was known to have suffered from obsessive-compulsive disorder. Joey was born sterile, so he never fathered any children. He also never married.

Joey did not speak to guitarist Johnny Ramone for many years. The two fell out when Johnny "stole" Joey's girlfriend Linda, whom Johnny later married. They were also strongly averse to each other's politics as well, Joey being a left-leaning liberal while Johnny was a staunch conservative. The pair never made up with each other.

Joey died of lymphoma on April 15, 2001. He apparently had had the disease for a long time; he was sighted at a New York City cancer clinic that specializes in lymphoma in the mid 1990s.

Joey was the first mainstream-acknowledged punk star to die whose death was not due to a drug overdose or suicide, though his addiction issues were much publicised in various books on the Ramones. His passing was a sad shock to many, and seemed to signal the end of a generation. Countless memorials, both by fans and the rockers he influenced, followed.

His solo album Don't Worry About Me was released in 2002 and features the single "What a Wonderful World", his cover of the Louis Armstrong classic. In addition, this album featured a song entitled "Maria Bartiromo" in tribute to the popular CNBC anchor.

On November 30, 2003, Joey Ramone Place was officially named a new street in New York City. It is located alongside the block where The Ramones got their start at CBGB. His birthday is annually celebrated by rock and roll nightclubs, hosted in New York City by his mother and brother.

joey ramone kicks so much ass!
joey ramone by daniel from garland December 28, 2005

Joey Balls 

Joey Balls is an individual with such distended balls that he can cover his entire man cannon with his ball skin.
Jebediah: Did you see that fella cover his penis with his ball skin?

Me: Oh yeah Joey Balls!
Joey Balls by Joey Balls May 21, 2010

joey special

It is two pizzas. Useful for assuaging angry roommates.
"I got you the joey special, TWO pizzas!"

Joey Tribbiani

The greatest character in television history popularized on the classic television show Friends.

1)n. a senseless act of stupidity
2)n. making an absurd sexual advance
3)adj. an expression of great confusion
1,2. He just pulled a Joey Tribbiani.
3. The look on his face was that of Joey Tribbiani.
Joey Tribbiani by Bam May 22, 2004