Jessica Simpson is a woman who was graced at birth with beauty, talent, and a fun personality. She isn't well liked, because she has so much money, fame, looks, and a hot husband. She makes money off acting stupid (or maybe she is, we don't know) People seem to think she's bitchy even though they have never met her, and on tv she comes off very nice. The thing that pisses me off, is that fact that you all say that she's slutty even though she was very open about the fact that she was going to stay a virgin until marriage. She wears nice clothes that cover up most everything and just because she has big boobs doesn't mean she's a slut, it just means she is lucky. You little 12 year old CS players need to go pwn some n00bs because your imput is not needed here. Go try to find some morals...then see how idiotic calling jessica simpson a slut is...if you want a slut....go find britney
Jessica Simpson is married to Nick Lachey, they had their own MTV show called the Newlyweds in which they became rich and famous...her most favorite line is from the "chicken from the sea" episode
by Get_off_the_computer_LAZY_ass_and_find_some_morals January 15, 2005
Get the jessica simpsonmug. the most prettiest girl you can ever meet. shes so nice but she doesnt take shit from anyone. she walk the halls like she owns them & shes friends with everyone. every guy wants to get with her. im so jelous of her hottneees&popularity.
by a guy from dawnwood August 19, 2011
Get the Danielle Jessicamug. Is the sh*t
by Buster17171717 December 19, 2016
Get the jessica pattersonmug. Jessica Belvins is the wife of famous youtuber and twitch streamer Ninga. he is most famously known for his fortnite videos, in witch he get the gay royale each time. Jessica is also known for her amazing pussy. Unfortunatly, ninga ( aka nigga) is to busy fortnutting all over his PC for sex. one day, jessica got really tired of ninga not cumming in her vag. she took his gaming mouse and crammed that shit right up her pussy, hoping that ninga would finaly fuck her. instead, he took his pickaxe a fortnite tool, and loot laked that bitch so hard that she died. RIP Jessica you was my nigga.
"hey cunt, you ever fucked that hoe Jessica Belvins?"
"Nah nigga, im too afraid that ningas going to double pump my bitch ass if i come close"
"damn that's tough"
"Nah nigga, im too afraid that ningas going to double pump my bitch ass if i come close"
"damn that's tough"
by bigblackcook69 February 20, 2019
Get the Jessica Belvinsmug. Jessica Jackson is the type of girl to get down and dirty if you wearing the right speedos. She is a really good dancers so make sure you know how to move your ass around and swerve because she'll drop you if you stiff .. Ps. Mess with her and you'll get socked
by jacob__236 November 2, 2015
Get the jessica jacksonmug. Name of an Asian girl who lives in Canada. She is very nice and can make guys fall head over heels for her in just a few words. She is bright and artistic. Soccer is her life but so are skittles. If you ever meet her you should keep her and hold on to her, but not in a creepy way. Because she will be the one to make you laugh when you are sad, and be loyal and be there for support. Love her until your very last breath, because she would do the same.
by SociallyAwkwardOnion May 16, 2014
Get the Jessica Faithmug. Jessica Simpson was good enough a Christian to say so on SIN H1 and SIN TV and good enough a Christian to supporte George W Bush yet she couldnt find anything in the Bible that would convinve her to give one cent to tsunami relief
by ROB January 16, 2005
Get the jessica simpsonmug.