jesshole

a mean, aggresive bitch

Salmon and Tilapia are both jessholes.(:

by N.G(: April 9, 2010

jesky'd

To be invoiced by a professional for the smallest of services.

Dude, my lawyer billed me $38 for the time it took him to make a copy.

Dude: "You've been Jesky'd!"

by schlubnik January 27, 2009

Jesus-ey

The act of being kind, caring, benevolent

Clarie: "Sheila, your new jeans make your ass look fat!!"

Shelia: "Geez Clarie, that was not a very Jesus-ey thing to say...You bitch!"

by Lt 50 December 2, 2009

Jesusly Fresh

This word was made by a guy named Lucas. Its bringing back the word Fresh and multiplying the meaning by 1000 because "Jesusly" is added to the beginning. and yes Jesus = 1000 (everyone knows that)

Bro: yo meng some tight chicks are meeting us at the lake in 5 mins.
Brotha: dude! thats Jesusly Fresh!

by Deikslayer6969 July 20, 2010

Jesusaur

The mythical Jesusaur is an ancient creature that walked with the first forms of life on earth including the dinosaurs for millions of years. At Year 0, it took on the form of Jesus Christ the human born to a virgin. Folklore states the Jesus/Jesusaur died for our sins on the cross and has some sort of relation to God.

The Jesusaur that walked the earth millions of years ago proves that some form of Jesus has always been on earth. The Jesusaur also proves science to be incorrect.

by sn1022 August 30, 2010

Jesus rail

n.

The passenger hand rail above the car window. Used by people who can't drive, those who prefer to be in control, or frightened mothers.

(in car, Driver accelerates)

Passenger: Jesus! (holding onto car hand rail for dear life)
Driver: You don't have to hold onto the Jesus rail, I'm doing the speed limit!

Passenger: (holding onto car hand rail, eyes closed)
Driver: Stop holding the Jesus rail, I'm not trying to kill you!

etc.

by SilverGirl78 April 8, 2011

Jesus in a lightbulb

The thing that appears above your head when you think to yourself, either silently or out loud, "WWJD?"

When you suddenly have a thought of remorse or guilt, the moment the lighbulb appears above your head, (only this time with a vision of Jesus in it with his hands held out and that puppy-dog look in his eyes...) that makes you stop and rethink your actions and the repercussions of those actions.

Dude: "Hmmm... I probably shouldn't have pocketed that $20 that just fell outta that lil' ol' lady's purse...."

(Result: Jesus appears in a lightbulb above wrong-doer's head).

by munchkin'smom July 24, 2011