The state of being jealous of another anorexic, death camp survivor, refugee and/or extremely skinny person.
by Skinny Lady July 30, 2009
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Carrie: I've left you to go live with my new husband.
Chris: WAHHHH I'M JEALOUS.
Carrie: Sucks. BYEEE.
Chris: WAHHHH I'M JEALOUS.
Carrie: Sucks. BYEEE.
by mywifenow June 2, 2011
Get the Jealous mug.When a close friend of yours hangs out with someone else, and you feel jealous that they aren't hanging out with you.
Bob: Hey, where's Alice?
Carol: She's hanging out with Dana today. Just like yesterday...I think I'm coming down with a case of platonic jealousy.
Carol: She's hanging out with Dana today. Just like yesterday...I think I'm coming down with a case of platonic jealousy.
by Allison Bobb January 17, 2015
Get the Platonic jealousy mug.1. Jeans that are often strong very high on a woman. Usually 3 to 4 inches above the belly botton. Often is seen at soccer games, baseball games, and other outdoor recreational activities.
CONTINUED. Usually is accompanied by a thin belt, and a tucked in shirt. Jeans are often broken in and are a warn in light blue type jeans.
CONTINUED. Also since the jeans are high strung in the crotch area it is also very likely to see a pouch type pertusion in the front, an upside down heart in the back, muffin topping on the top, or the famous panty lines.
Camel Toe is a common side affect of Mom Jeans.
CONTINUED. Usually is accompanied by a thin belt, and a tucked in shirt. Jeans are often broken in and are a warn in light blue type jeans.
CONTINUED. Also since the jeans are high strung in the crotch area it is also very likely to see a pouch type pertusion in the front, an upside down heart in the back, muffin topping on the top, or the famous panty lines.
Camel Toe is a common side affect of Mom Jeans.
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Nothin makes me more horny for soccer moms then Mom Jeans.
Nothin makes me more horny for soccer moms then Mom Jeans.
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