Jared Hance

a fucking bitch

Jared Hance is so cute. That fucking bitch.

by rhsstudent November 20, 2014

One handed dab

When you feel the need for a sick dab but you’re playing Nintendo wii so you can only use one hand

One handed dab - the movement of the inner part of the elbow over the face in rapid or repeated movement

by Padre_Dadre October 21, 2017

Kack-handed

Left-handed.
Can often be insulting. Can also be spelt "kak" and "cack"

"oh, so you're Kack-handed are you?"

by Daonebest September 1, 2021

ass handed

To chide, scold or reprimand; to deliver a mild rebuke; to request that one chill.

After Peach announced that any further posts containing his hairy-butt photo would henceforth be summarily deleted, Austin got his ass handed to him.

by dalnat January 20, 2009

Hanzer

The waddle of embarrassment that follows when someone shits themself in public. Usually accompanied by a hand stuck between their legs.

You just did a hanzer, you loser!

by OtherJesus June 1, 2015

Two-Handed CPR

What you get when you cross a guy named luigi and dog porn. Also called masterbation, Spankin the Monkey, or winer washing.

Man i cant belive you walked in your your dad when he was doin two-handed CPR

by Scott Stpehens February 25, 2004

Handegg

Another word for "American football" err I mean "FOOTBALL." Usually used by retards who don't know basic English.

Retarded person: "I think football should be renamed handegg."

Non-retarded person: "Why?"

Retarded person: "Because they used their hands and its an egg, DUH!"

Non-retarded person: "Are you retarded or something? Its called football because its played on foot, and we played it on foot. Besides we do use our foot, it's called a kickoff and an extra point and a field goal and a punt. Do your friggin research before making people think you're a retard. Wait a minute, YOU ARE!"

by Counterblitzkrieg December 9, 2010