1 definition by Counterblitzkrieg

Another word for "American football" err I mean "FOOTBALL." Usually used by retards who don't know basic English.
Retarded person: "I think football should be renamed handegg."

Non-retarded person: "Why?"

Retarded person: "Because they used their hands and its an egg, DUH!"

Non-retarded person: "Are you retarded or something? Its called football because its played on foot, and we played it on foot. Besides we do use our foot, it's called a kickoff and an extra point and a field goal and a punt. Do your friggin research before making people think you're a retard. Wait a minute, YOU ARE!"
by Counterblitzkrieg December 8, 2010