love handles

the fat packs on the side of a chicks waist

damn my love handles r gettin bigger while my ass does the same.

by straight fry November 29, 2003

handlebars

The lovehandles of a champ.

I am so fit, Lance Armstrong could ride on these handlebars.

by henchman32 February 18, 2011

holiday handles

To have extra fat bulging from your midsection of the body due to extra pounds gained during the holidays. One of the main side effects of the holiday pounds.

Man, I have trouble putting on my pants due to holiday handles bulging from my sides. Guess I shouldn't have stuffed myself at dinner during Thanksgiving.

by Idiot-Finder2 December 1, 2009

ball handler

1. A position in basketball, the person who controls the plays. (Not to be confused with Cameron Macintosh.)

2. Utter faggot. (Not to be confused with Cameron Macintosh.)

Who was the best ball handler? Magic Johnson or Elton John?

by Ian Chode March 20, 2004

handle

a pony-tail...well, at least in prison.

that new fella in 101 is kinda cute...and he came with a handle.

by anon-emous November 9, 2004

haeley

a girl who has weird blonde red hair and lots of tattoos. She tells dumb jokes and has a fettish for girls named jessica. She says 'Bitch please' a lot. As crazy as she is and although you will have plenty of catfights with her, she just might end up being one of your best friends.

When you hang with haeley you will spend most of the time laughing with or at her.

by damusa February 16, 2009

Handle with care

Just like "Fragile" or "This side up", this labeling will almost 100% guarantee that your parcel will be tossed, bounced, drop-kicked, and/or stomped upon by disgruntled/delinquent shipping-personnel during its entire journey from you to your intended recipient. Yep, I'm talking to YOU, USPS/UPS/FedEx!!! There --- I said it --- got it off my chest! :P

During the infamous "angry political activists shooting at passing semi-trucks" period back in the 80's, some truckers apparently resorted to painting their trailers with huge "Caution: explosives"-type signs to discourage nearby riflemen who would prefer not to get blown up themselves along with their intended targets. A cartoon in a magazine during that time showed two redneck 18-wheeler-drivers discussing a huge "WHAMMO DYNAMITE" label that the speaker has painted on the side of his van; the driver is saying something like, "Actually, I'm hauling dried prunes, but I feel a lot safer this way, rather than my having 'Handle with care' written on there instead."

by QuacksO September 10, 2018